this weeks media diet is just all northernlion and videos of baby emperor penguins

that one friend who doesnt play about the pinfu riichi han overlap

i miss my computer (wife)

i'm so busy FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my life is just like kenshi

6 beers and mass downloading mp3s onto my computer lets make this #saturday magical

piece of grass changed the whole vibe

steam family share feels like more of a commitment to me than getting married is

i'm choosing to believe in the powers of providence just for today

i dont ever want to own anything ever again

i need good luck and prosperity ASAP

i just chopped myself in the foot with an axe but i swung so weak that it gave me a big bruise and thats all #survivor

my natural role in life is the scheming eunuch

i just tried to give a rabbit a carrot treat and it PUNCHED the carrot away and ignored it. ill just die then

stale dying vape + dr pepper zero sugar is a perfect flavor pairing much like fruit + nut is

i need to go to the casino ASAP

school going so bad i pulled my copy of myth of sisyphus off the shelf today

i want to nap but i keep having dreams about malls and travelling

i'm on that good kush an alcohol

fuck surface dwellers