airline travel y u so stressful

shoulda been a weather forecaster. get paid to be wrong half the time.

my apple watch needs a ring for me to close on fridays when i finish getting drunk. my streak of friday happy hour excess knows no bounds

airline travel y u so asspensive?

the list of things i used to be able to do, and no longer can, grows drammatically

water you now stay in the pipe

we live in a world rn where there are individuals that scoff about buying things for a few billion dollars as "a bargain" then shitcann it

power u stay on mkay

i don't get no respect

pressure washer y u no work?

water pipe y u not work?

finding ways to stop doomscrolling. shit is everywhere.

'tis better to have been a civil servant and lost, than never to have been a civil servant at all

teefs be gud me likey

hoping the dentist doesn't find an Audi payment in my mouth tomorrow

getting worn out from the doom scrolling

lies lies lies im tired of all the lies lies lies

none of this ends well

watched the movie _The Count of Monte Cristo_ and now I really wish i could speak and understand French.

i wish my country would invite immigrants to come here to work in peace & productivity & be protected from evil but evil prevails here now