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eightzero 🍸 10 hours ago

perhaps a tad over served on the eve

eightzero ✈️ 3 days ago

some airlines are way better than others

eightzero ✈️ 9 days ago

airlines y u always lose bags?

eightzero ✈️ 11 days ago

airline travel y u so stressful

eightzero 🌧️ 13 days ago

shoulda been a weather forecaster. get paid to be wrong half the time.

eightzero 🙂 15 days ago

my apple watch needs a ring for me to close on fridays when i finish getting drunk. my streak of friday happy hour excess knows no bounds

eightzero 😯 17 days ago

airline travel y u so asspensive?

eightzero 🤔 18 days ago

the list of things i used to be able to do, and no longer can, grows drammatically

eightzero 🙂 18 days ago

water you now stay in the pipe

eightzero 😶 20 days ago

we live in a world rn where there are individuals that scoff about buying things for a few billion dollars as "a bargain" then shitcann it

eightzero 💡 26 days ago

power u stay on mkay

eightzero 😡 27 days ago

i don't get no respect

eightzero 😶 28 days ago

pressure washer y u no work?

eightzero 😶 30 days ago

water pipe y u not work?

eightzero 😡 35 days ago

finding ways to stop doomscrolling. shit is everywhere.

eightzero 😡 37 days ago

'tis better to have been a civil servant and lost, than never to have been a civil servant at all

eightzero 😎 40 days ago

teefs be gud me likey

eightzero 💡 41 days ago

hoping the dentist doesn't find an Audi payment in my mouth tomorrow

eightzero 😴 42 days ago

getting worn out from the doom scrolling

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