happy 41st anniversary to my ex-girlfriend

trying to figure out why i spend all day cleaning and then find that nothing is clean

be kinda nice if I could say i don't have the cancer

list of shit I'm not doing grows

missed being here

so long and thanks for all the fish

list of things im not ever doing again grows

i have no status

maybe this week is the week

airplanes y u so scary

bike y u so hard to do?

my now most used declarative sentence: "I'm not paying that price."

where is it? always in the last place you look.

free things are not always the best deal

too much month left over after the end of the money

i like repurposing things

rain y u not here?

new bartender in town. cheap sob

paint y u so hard to get right?

need more rain