my now most used declarative sentence: "I'm not paying that price."

where is it? always in the last place you look.

free things are not always the best deal

too much month left over after the end of the money

i like repurposing things

rain y u not here?

new bartender in town. cheap sob

paint y u so hard to get right?

need more rain

the verb form of "enshitification" is "enshitify"

nothing around here works. certainly not me

hot

no news is not always good news

home sweet home the little nest

winner winner chicken dinner i love my wife

panic attacks make me panicy

beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young

solstice

brain and brain what is brain?!?!

REM sleeps is soooo fucking weird