the verb form of "enshitification" is "enshitify"

nothing around here works. certainly not me

hot

no news is not always good news

home sweet home the little nest

winner winner chicken dinner i love my wife

panic attacks make me panicy

beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young

solstice

brain and brain what is brain?!?!

REM sleeps is soooo fucking weird

my gives a shit face is not on

I always think living alone would be ok, and then when I live alone it sucks.

now I want to clean everything, my life is a mess, and there's no cleaning that

my focus has been stolen

ive actually gotten pretty good at fucking off all day

airlines y u so stressful?

always rains when i wanna grill

I say "I can't do this anymore" a lot now

places I'm not ever going to ever again: school; florida; church. things i'm never doing again: getting married; dating. To do list: death.