i didn't sleep at all last night

got invited to a student's graduation party. not sure what gift to bring.

i have no status.

maths can brutal. I've now been on this earth longer without my mom than she was without me.

it is happening...again...

gardening

kinda wish there was something i could do for people on this site, but retired profs have little to offer. be well, it gets better, peeps

fedex said the package was to be here between 2:30 and 4:30 and so we now know that was a lie. fedex y u always suck so bad?

it appears that on behalf of myself and the band, I've passed the audition

waiting for a sentence of death is not something i do well

now we wait

life has gone from "im going to be productive today" to "i wonder what i will die from soon" in a flash

im getting barked at

funny how having the right tool for an otherwise unpleasant job makes it at least tolerable

well…if youre gonna fuck off all day, you gotta get an early start

PSA: doom scroll on weekends. slow news days. reporters like mods all out, not writing horror stories to depress you

praise the cheeses

i should be happy there is nice weather out there but im not

post office y u so late?

pretty sure we haven't hit bottom yet