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eightzero 🧐 96 days ago

i may or may not have cancer. so little has changed

eightzero 😴 100 days ago

i can't even get sleeping right

eightzero 🍸 102 days ago

perhaps a tad over served on the eve

eightzero ✈️ 105 days ago

some airlines are way better than others

eightzero ✈️ 111 days ago

airlines y u always lose bags?

eightzero ✈️ 113 days ago

airline travel y u so stressful

eightzero 🌧️ 115 days ago

shoulda been a weather forecaster. get paid to be wrong half the time.

eightzero 🙂 117 days ago

my apple watch needs a ring for me to close on fridays when i finish getting drunk. my streak of friday happy hour excess knows no bounds

eightzero 😯 118 days ago

airline travel y u so asspensive?

eightzero 🤔 119 days ago

the list of things i used to be able to do, and no longer can, grows drammatically

eightzero 🙂 120 days ago

water you now stay in the pipe

eightzero 😶 122 days ago

we live in a world rn where there are individuals that scoff about buying things for a few billion dollars as "a bargain" then shitcann it

eightzero 💡 127 days ago

power u stay on mkay

eightzero 😡 128 days ago

i don't get no respect

eightzero 😶 130 days ago

pressure washer y u no work?

eightzero 😶 132 days ago

water pipe y u not work?

eightzero 😡 137 days ago

finding ways to stop doomscrolling. shit is everywhere.

eightzero 😡 139 days ago

'tis better to have been a civil servant and lost, than never to have been a civil servant at all

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