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eightzero 💀 104 days ago

at some point in the future, im guessing we will find our times being explained in an x-file

eightzero 🥹 104 days ago

the smallest difference in life is the difference between feeling well, and feeling sick.

eightzero 🧐 105 days ago

i may or may not have cancer. so little has changed

eightzero 💡 107 days ago

power u stay on

eightzero 😴 109 days ago

i can't even get sleeping right

eightzero 🍸 111 days ago

perhaps a tad over served on the eve

eightzero ✈️ 114 days ago

some airlines are way better than others

eightzero ✈️ 120 days ago

airlines y u always lose bags?

eightzero ✈️ 122 days ago

airline travel y u so stressful

eightzero 🌧️ 124 days ago

shoulda been a weather forecaster. get paid to be wrong half the time.

eightzero 🙂 126 days ago

my apple watch needs a ring for me to close on fridays when i finish getting drunk. my streak of friday happy hour excess knows no bounds

eightzero 😯 128 days ago

airline travel y u so asspensive?

eightzero 🤔 129 days ago

the list of things i used to be able to do, and no longer can, grows drammatically

eightzero 🙂 129 days ago

water you now stay in the pipe

eightzero 😶 131 days ago

we live in a world rn where there are individuals that scoff about buying things for a few billion dollars as "a bargain" then shitcann it

eightzero 💡 137 days ago

power u stay on mkay

eightzero 😡 138 days ago

i don't get no respect

eightzero 😶 139 days ago

pressure washer y u no work?

eightzero 😶 141 days ago

water pipe y u not work?

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