snoopy come home

My dad's dead, my FIL dead, my kids dead. Happy father's day, hallmark.

Me today: "I'll be more productive tomorrow." Also me tomorrow: "I'll be more productive tomorrow."

another fine day of fucking off until the sun appears over the yardarm

sure wish i knew wtf I'm getting into

there's something wrong with me when i realize I'm pissed off about not being pissed off about the rain. that realization pisses me off

can't tell you how much i enjoy talking to banks on the phone

Step 1: schedule a nap. Step 2: take nap. Step 3: goto step 1.

I came; I saw; I cleaned the place the fuck up

and poof there goes another metric fucktonne of money on a vacation. at this rate I won't have any left to take with me when i die

I need a vacay to recover from my vacay

went out to see the aurora last night, got a great view of my neighbor's new security floodlights that were on all night. fml

c'mon vacay weather

today would be a good day to simply list and reflect on all the really, really bad choices I've made in life. might take longer than today.

i am running out of excuses

c'mon sunny weather for the vacay next week c'mon

the weather watch for next weeks vacay is on

looking forward to the day FedEx makes their service useable

here comes the shitty weather

me be nosey mcnoseface