the smallest difference in life is the difference between feeling well, and feeling sick.

i may or may not have cancer. so little has changed

power u stay on

i can't even get sleeping right

perhaps a tad over served on the eve

sweepy

some airlines are way better than others

airlines y u always lose bags?

airline travel y u so stressful

shoulda been a weather forecaster. get paid to be wrong half the time.

my apple watch needs a ring for me to close on fridays when i finish getting drunk. my streak of friday happy hour excess knows no bounds

airline travel y u so asspensive?

the list of things i used to be able to do, and no longer can, grows drammatically

water you now stay in the pipe

we live in a world rn where there are individuals that scoff about buying things for a few billion dollars as "a bargain" then shitcann it

power u stay on mkay

i don't get no respect

pressure washer y u no work?

water pipe y u not work?

finding ways to stop doomscrolling. shit is everywhere.