teefs be gud me likey

hoping the dentist doesn't find an Audi payment in my mouth tomorrow

getting worn out from the doom scrolling

lies lies lies im tired of all the lies lies lies

none of this ends well

watched the movie _The Count of Monte Cristo_ and now I really wish i could speak and understand French.

i wish my country would invite immigrants to come here to work in peace & productivity & be protected from evil but evil prevails here now

water pipe why you so leaky?

the world needs more plumbers and less AI

colleagues kid got accepted to MIT & she is THRILLED not because shes going to MIT but bc she can stop writing fucking college app essays

why is it when i go to the likker store, i always come out with more than i planned to buy oh well

cold cold cold. but not as cold as elsewhere.

sad

sun shine da da da dat

vax i need you but don't want to be sick from you

de most important part of de rocket travel is de blast off. before i go, i gonna get blasted. oderwise i not go near dat ting.

flu sux

in an alternate timeline id be home right now

fuck around fuck around

snow