My name must be Corey or Trevor the way I want Julian to treat me like a fucking dog

Charlie Kirk's neck mysteriously and spontaneously exploded on my cat's birthday

Love making a phone call and then dealing with my pulse refusing to go back to normal for like an hour lmao

I want Lord Boxman carnally

Is there a word for "Makeup on female characters - particularly in porn - that cishet men think looks good but actually doesn't"

After spending a while figuring out how to install, run & make a python package work, I realized it didn't do what I was hoping it would lol

yogut and fuit.. yhumy

If you install Linux Mint be sure to DISABLE AUTOMATIC SNAPSHOTS!!!

Drank too much caffeine or something and can't tell if I'm gonna throw up or blow ass

Want to recreate the early 00s Furcadia experience? Try the browser version on an extremely under-powered laptop you put linux on

I hope there's more episodes of the Arknights anime because I can't stand the VN cutscenes in the game, VNs are so tedious

I wonder if the Craptop can handle my old Wacom tablet...

I haven't been able to game in a while, but I'll be inheriting a PS4 in the near future \o/ Excited

I've lost 2 pounds!

Just found out you can not only buy Nyan Neko Sugar Girls on DVD, but you can also buy a Raku-chan plushie with the tits sticking out!!!!!!

Is my weight loss app reading me. It just told me I do a good job incorporating butter into my meals

Horrible day yesterday!!!

Hmm. I think the new painkillers are not working, at least not very well

Trying to not scare the hoes

New painkillers please work...