when you're having a tech conversation and you think the other person is talking about the cool theo and it turns out to be the other one

sometimes I think about how I'm on the cusp of outliving bill hicks

status.cafe is my favorite void to scream into (unironically). it just "feels" right. (last post, don't mean to clog up the feed)

Me: "A man shouldn't take pride in his vices" Also me: "BROO, DO YOU WANNA HEAR ME TALK ABOUT MY WEED AUTISM FOR AN HOUR"

A WITCH TURNS ME INTO A HORSE AND RIDES ME ****ALL OVER**** THE COUNTRYSIDE

the chuds are alright

I could never be a beard and tattoo guy. Nothing wrong with that, it's just not me.

That's enough pornography for today.

The "hypercard" method of design is waaay more common in 2026 lol

You can set your default button to O on PSP CFW. 👀 O is just a better select button. It's what ruined the PS5 in Japan.

I thought I'd be an X220 forever person, but the X1 Carbon gen 8 life is so sweet and light (1.21 kg). IPS screen out of the box.. Mi amor😍

it's so weird that phil ochs was proven right about the feds fucking with him and bob dylan. fuck dylan for dismissing him as paranoid tbh.

tbh japan should just reprint their tanks in english domestically w/ cheap yakuza paper & export em instead of selling us overpriced manga

fuck, I'm always gonna be an autistic loser irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1LV3E6xiRM

Watching 30 hours or more of pro wrestling a week is a cry for help

If an employer won't pay for boxes of tissues, like if you have to buy your own, the healthcare they offer probably sucks. Don't work there.

@furismo 8.5x11 chad here. feel free to steal all A1, A7 or any other commie foreign paper sizes. it's simply not a crime.

I kind of like the like button

too high at the bar: I guess that's a thing now lol. ty virtua cop having barcade ij akron