perpetualnovice

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perpetualnovice 🤐 5 days ago

my son (5, orange cat) might actually be the most disgusting little creature to walk this earth. but of course he can still lay on my pillow

perpetualnovice 🙂 36 days ago

period cramps hurting like a mf but at least the token gay employee at logan airport added charli xcx talk talk to the airport playlist

perpetualnovice 🥰 48 days ago

chicken shawarma with yellow rice and a greek side salad can actually be so healing if you rlly think about it

perpetualnovice 🤩 49 days ago

why does being wine tipsy make life feel so beautiful and romantic... big thanks to whoever left grapes in a pot too long 10,000 years ago

perpetualnovice 🌈 60 days ago

watched the new dan and phil video then binge read sunrise on the reaping. who teleported me back to 2012…

perpetualnovice 🙂 68 days ago

new renee rapp song so good i might watch an extremely mid movie threequel about it

perpetualnovice 😶 103 days ago

that pillion trailer activated deep and primal feelings in my fanfiction brain… i’m simply too sat…

perpetualnovice 💔 149 days ago

completely shredded my heels trying to "break in" a pair of new shoes that actually ended up just being too small

perpetualnovice 🎶 156 days ago

finding a new song that you’ve never heard before but perfectly describes your current emotional state/life circumstances >>>

perpetualnovice 🌈 161 days ago

convincing my brain to get out of bed by reminding myself i’m not “getting ready for work”… i’m simply putting on my corporate drag

perpetualnovice 🤔 163 days ago

playing risk is soooo fallen kingdom by captainsparklez when you think about it…

perpetualnovice 🤩 167 days ago

ordered a new water bottle so i can add a second one in rotation... new comfort item INCOMING

perpetualnovice 🙃 181 days ago

coping with The Horrors by reminding myself that life rn is just addison rae headphones on <3

perpetualnovice 💀 193 days ago

tom hanks as woody yelling “yeah, well, GOOD RIDDANCE YA LOONEY!!!” stuck on repeat in my head all day

perpetualnovice 😶 194 days ago

32 grams of sugar in a 12 ounce lemonade from starbucks is genuinely diabolical

perpetualnovice 🎶 200 days ago

challengers soundtrack can actually be very healing to a girl like me…

perpetualnovice 😶 203 days ago

sprinting to catch my bus and realizing i forgot to put in deodorant this morning… so sorry in advance to my office

perpetualnovice 🎁 211 days ago

getting my gf the most epic bday presents ever = :D having to wait 2 and a half weeks to give them to her = D:

perpetualnovice 😛 212 days ago

butter pasta for dinner because i didn't go to the grocery store

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