now … i know i as a musician don’t have much authority over the Catholic church, but i just think that, if you play in Am, you should Bsus

someone get me a hammer so i can give that car alarm a fucking reason to be going off constantly at 1am

nothing is unsolvable as long as you don’t care about the correctness of the solution

you can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Sunbeam toast

freeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee from this STRIFE

anyway here’s Ride of the Valkyries *starts twerking*

fully laden scaffolding gull

i feel like there’s a lot to the Jack and Jill rhyme that needs explaining

i suspect AAVE is African-Americans’ revenge for slavery, which is probably justified

THE TITLE SHADOW ON THE MAIN MENU

the water is wide

[Achievement Unlocked] Still Being a Little Bitch

2am cereal but not because i want it

happenis

non-binariO

what a fabolous evenign wir will have

mabel syrup

toilet paper but each square contains a unique AI-generated paragraph and accompanying image guilt-tripping you into using less paper

each dawn breaks not believing

i’d answer the question “what’s your type?” honestly but that would require me to just say a person’s name and that feels maybe terrifying