birds actually don’t fly over the rainbow. it is a scientific impossibility

rawdogging the kiwi

oddly difficult sometimes to determine whether what i’m feeling is ecstasy or terror

today’s project: heating my room with multiple laptops

i find myself trying to invent the wheel before i can invent the car, which is very funny because i don’t know how to drive anyway

cats

caramel syrup is the solution to all life’s problems

plainly and simply scared

what a nice day (if you’re into that sort of thing)

trying to cope with the debilitating condition of not being able to be God

i could curl in on myself, but the joy of the connection is worth the pain of the exposure

fax +441903331331 and i will fax you back a drawing of any animal you request

satisfied by possibility, not daunted by it

i want to say that i am SO VERY. but there is no soness and no veryness to be seen. perhaps that is a blessing

somewhere in the world. right now. there is a whale.

surely something must be about to go wrong

call and response except i do both the call AND the response because GOSH I JUST LOVE MAKING NOISE

tico taco ya ya ya

i figure that if a song doesn’t sting you a bit, you haven’t written it correctly

once, two pufferfish bumped into each other in the inky depths. to this day, both tell stories of that giant, spiky demon they once saw