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i’m a person, i think. or maybe a cave


cave 🤔 9 hours ago

hmmmmm i can smell almonds … must be the cyanide

cave ☀️ 2 days ago

it’s so sunny i can see the specks of dust on ur mum’s ass

cave 😎 3 days ago

now i’m no brain surgeon but i have cracked open a pistachio or two in my time. and really, how different can it be?

cave 🎶 6 days ago

just got an Edison phonograph. naming it Tesla

cave 🥳 8 days ago

COOL THING ARRIVING TOMORROW (technically today but shhh)

cave 😡 8 days ago

hi could i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cave 💡 10 days ago

the difference between a samurai and a ninja is that traditionally a samurai attacks his opponents in plain view, but a ninja air-fries them

cave 🥰 11 days ago

my crush will never see this, because she is a 197-year-old blind lady

cave 😎 11 days ago

i may be a virgin but i sure know how to get fucked

cave 🎷 11 days ago

playing the saxophone. just kidding, i don’t have a body

cave 🤒 13 days ago

is this a fever or am i just having a fever dream

cave ☀️ 14 days ago

auraurauraurororoa borelis

cave 💡 14 days ago

remember, it’s never too late to stop the clock and thereby prevent it from getting too late

cave 🧐 15 days ago

does anyone here know the muffin man? i’ve been meaning to get in touch regarding the muffin i bought from him, which has stopped working

cave 👀 16 days ago

i have an undocumented number of problems, and keeping track is probably one of them

cave 🤔 16 days ago

Spanish people be pondering the immortality of the crab, but i wonder if crabs ever ponder the immortality of the Spanish

cave 🍣 17 days ago

ok but literally the entire plot of The Little Mermaid could’ve been avoided if we never evolved to leave the ocean