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i’m a person, i think. or maybe a cave

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cave πŸ’Ύ 5 days ago

you make me SpinRite round right round like a solid state disk (that still benefits from some TLC)

cave πŸ” 11 days ago

i would like to thank my old high school physics teacher for being an unforgettable illustration of gravitational potential energy

cave ⛳️ 11 days ago

sports pro tip: in golf, getting a hole in three is more better than getting a hole in one, because the number is higher

cave β˜€οΈ 13 days ago

today i am expectcing to lost my skin in a factory accident

cave πŸ₯³ 18 days ago

bebop is Man’s revenge on God for giving us seizures

cave 🍾 24 days ago

when life gives you lemons, enjoy the gosh dang lemons okay

cave πŸ‘½ 27 days ago

i like to think that the first person to have an object stick to them through static electricity was absolutely terrified

cave πŸ₯³ 33 days ago

I HAVE ACTUALLY FINISHED WRITING A SONG FOR ONCE

cave ❀️ 40 days ago

oh 32-bit Windows my beloved, how the heck are you still supported

cave 🎱 41 days ago

do not let the callousness of hindsight belittle your past struggles

cave πŸ₯° 55 days ago

i appreciate British TV corporations keeping a fresh stock of paedophiles on the payroll so they can fire them when it’s most profitable

cave πŸŒ™ 56 days ago

that comforting midrange resonance of downstairs voices coming through your bedroom door

cave 🀩 60 days ago

bermuda incest love triangle

cave 🍏 62 days ago

fruit flies. one of the only creatures dumb enough to land on my glasses, refuse to move when nudged, and then die when nudged too much

cave 😎 74 days ago

hanging on by several thousand strong threads woven together

cave βœ… 75 days ago

youngste defeate

cave πŸ₯³ 76 days ago

farewell to +441903416086, 2021–2025

cave πŸ’€ 77 days ago

never write public maintenance schedules for things as you’re falling asleep. i almost put my timezone as BTC >_>

cave πŸ’€ 81 days ago

don’t be like the Pope. abuse substances, not children

cave 🀐 83 days ago

two-legged centaurs are commonly mistaken for humans, but this is actually very offensive to them

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