Pussy Squirt King Soaks Competition At Local Championships

Facebook meme img of AI cartoon old man falling over with the text: When I was younger I collected trading cards,. now I collect symptoms XD

I SUCK! I SUCK! I SUCK! sorry to anyone who cares about my website I havent updated in forever

Been sick for a long while but starting to get some energy back, coming out of hibernation a bit vis a vis website

there's a tooth in a jar in one of my cupboards. are you strong willed enough to find it?

its a tough life being this whimsical -_-

i love my cat :DD weeeeeee

now I'm kinder to myself I really think we could meet again. I'll carry you with me regardless. Love you

gimme that Z-O-L-O-F-T. suckin em down. im happy man

Love in my heart... cake in my bones

the post-event social anxiety creeping in

BEEEEEAAACH *swims and gets scared of the warer* YAYYY!!!

bones hurt. want to do things but the bones hurt. :(

this is where my elden ring dlc would go if i weren't too busy (frolicking) (sunshine)(BBQ with old friends) (strengthening bonds)

grown ass man drinking yazoo in the street

water bottle save my life

is there a limit for how many times you can safely reheat a cup of tea

love love love love love lovelove love love love love love (big HEART) <3

Whats up forum? How sexy do you think I am ona scale of 1-100?

just when we thought he was dead, mike the chicken rears his ugly stump and says ... "wyd?"