why does splatoon curse me so

i should pick up sewing or something that was cool

why can't i be tired and pessimistic all the time

nix have good error messages challenge (impossible)

i've never experienced a site more unbearable

aptly timed unstable connection:

oh flow state how i've missed you

a few cooking videos and it already dominates my recommended,,,,

the universe on its way to stop me from having fun playing splatoon

splatoon please just give me a crumb of dopamine

THE CITY IS REAL

oh my gosh if i disconnect my way to eggsecutive vp 0 i'm going to seethe

i'm sad.

well that's ultrakill p-2 done. i think that's enough computer for the day.

i'm making no progress

why was it that whenever i use the octobrush today some kind of divine intervention occurs

FREE ME FROM MY ISP

ice cream truck appearing more in this summer than the past five years

watch as i fall from eggsecutive vp to profreshional +1 in one night!

the spider has claimed my closet.