it's gay to chew five gum

you ever sneeze so big youre proud of it

entire bag of trader joes chicken cilantro mini wontons i thee wed

i got sneezed on so hard i'm dying

havent fallen down the stairs in a while. think i'm due

my site is finally starting to not look like dog dump. summer of geordch

my blood cells move through my artery's and vane's like augusti gloop through chocolate tubes