oh boy I can't wait for new years

i haven't showered since last year

i just found out jack black is not mexican and that nacho libre isn't real......

opened youtube music the first recommended playlist is Brazilian Phonk what does that say about me 💔

Alright... Who pushed the fast forward button on the year?

it really is fucked up that people can just.... drive cars...

When I grown up I want to be an noise

Why did it get so dark, cold, and gloomy it was 400 degrees last week

I'm not saying breaking bad sucks, but young Sheldon is a way better show

mrphonk123's first post was 67 days ago btw 👀

anyone in atl area know how to make a tissue dance.... hmu

evil dentists are reportedly developing an evil toothpaste that rots your teeth

omg why did the sun get brighter this can't be good......

I can feel the Christmas Spirit.......

https://youtu.be/wdjw-L7XZI8 Happy Halloween ! (jumpscare warning)

hello everyone it's me the whole gen z i don't want to work yep that's right alert the press

Barenaked Ladies & Burt Bacharach - They Long To Be Close To You https://youtu.be/d6uCOLVVhEw

hlello it's me robot fryman2599 I'm evil

google don't even ask me anymore if i meant another word it just searches up what it thinks i ment

Go ahead and delete flappy bird if you still have it, you can just redownload it.