tonguefucking this bowl of lentils rn

"Proximity, he’s found, is a low-tech fix for a high-volume problem"

Mais c'est ton corps, c'est pas le ciel

nah cuz why are those dogs playing poker 😂😂

steel wool pubic hair & a garbage disposal pussy

10 spreadsheet function uses so satisfying you'll CUM

(German DJ voice) To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL (Beat kicks in)

not my thing but KTeaTime is the cutest thing ever made

TO BUY: ice pick for my frozen meals

simulating vinyl scratching by using headphone wires that are too loose #audiophileonabudget

reaffirming my butch identity by looking like complete shit

reading the wikipedia page for soup nodding thoughtfully

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the beautiful plasticity of our beautiful plastic brains

through gritted teeth: i must not fear troubleshooting. fearing troubleshooting is the computer killer. i will face the troubleshooting.

mama let's read the Directed-energy weapon wikipedia page together okurrr hunty

pdf painter

gharials look so crazy

a child laughs for the first time, a fairy is born. i rip a fat one, a medium sized dog dies.

intergalactic: planetary = planetary: intergalactic