johnny.decimal save me... save me johnny.decimal
alice
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will.i.am? will.i.wont? who.knows...
Before electricity, nighttime seemed a lot brighter.
ripping songs of the radio like it's '87
"my workflow depends on chatgpt & ai has upped my productivity" my workflow is scratching my nuts with acrylic nails until mangled. 3$/hour
twen pixels tall!
tonguefucking this bowl of lentils rn
"Proximity, heβs found, is a low-tech fix for a high-volume problem"
Mais c'est ton corps, c'est pas le ciel
nah cuz why are those dogs playing poker ππ
steel wool pubic hair & a garbage disposal pussy
10 spreadsheet function uses so satisfying you'll CUM
(German DJ voice) To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL (Beat kicks in)
not my thing but KTeaTime is the cutest thing ever made
TO BUY: ice pick for my frozen meals
simulating vinyl scratching by using headphone wires that are too loose #audiophileonabudget
reaffirming my butch identity by looking like complete shit
reading the wikipedia page for soup nodding thoughtfully
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the beautiful plasticity of our beautiful plastic brains