never measure & cut as many times as you want
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Punk Muzak
dry rot pussy
the revolution may be teletextual
teletextual luv
the dowry to my future wife will be 3 cans of brand new Sterno Canned Heat 🪔🪔🪔
Lake Washington sunken forests -> Timber pirate -> Timber Rebellion
why is the olympics curling pictogram so cunt
stained neurons all over the kitchen counters
never ask someone what the roud folk song index nr 21143 is skull emoji skull emoji
wedding gown, handsown, of lace fat
2026 the year to get into ricotta..? opaning my heart to new experiences NOW
turns out you actually must watch all movies as companion pieces to another
cutting off little pieces of apple n eating them got me feeling like matthew mcconaughey
andidliketoseehowYOURhairwouldfareinablizzard😏thescienceisonMYside(andhecalledmesnowwoman)
Did You Know That There's a Oracle Underground Data Center Under Ocean Blvd
hide glue lowkey incredible
i have a bone-deep & unfounded adoration for olivia nuzzi. i just think she's an icon
robert wun rly is the current alexander mcqueen
rfk jr is leading the maha movement and i'm leading the haha movement! let's get giggling girls