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alice 🎶 20 hours ago

checkmate, my sweet mud

alice 📚 1 day ago

omg can ppl stop rephrasing the suicide as a rebirth! it's such a cop-out... #youcannotrunfromyourself!!

alice 😭 13 days ago

just cried real tears because i realized i will probably never see donna murphy in dear world irl

alice 🙂 14 days ago

finger cots are so funny. cant leave me house without my wee little condom

alice 🍱 17 days ago

love brownshelled eggs love waiting for weekly local radio show to start love the bird outside love you love me

alice 🏂 21 days ago

doubled my quilt in size today, imagine what could happen tomorrow..

alice 🍙 24 days ago

Pizzicato 5 and Deee-Lite on the shuffle bitch !!

alice 🤖 25 days ago

first time i heard ghosts n stuff by deadbmau5 my soul opened up

alice 🤖 36 days ago

dAFunkbACKTotHEPunkcOMEOn

alice 💡 45 days ago

once a flaw, now a feature.

alice 👽 58 days ago

the fediverse seems alright but man did they fuck up with the name. yeah man lemme vent on fbiplanet for a bit. don't worry about it

alice ⛵ 62 days ago

let's listen to qongqothwane & shoddy bandcamp trobairitz & burn all journals. spring is HERE

alice 🛹 71 days ago

ALL THAT SCRATCHING? ITS MAKING ME ITCH!

alice 🐱 72 days ago

when my cd ripper spins it sounds like a small wailing animal

alice 🐶 92 days ago

thinking about xkcd #25 maybe too much, maybe not enough

alice 🍾 94 days ago

my pussy tastes like gutter oil

alice 😭 94 days ago

Ke$ha's Tail Was Chopped Off And Stolen

alice 💻 97 days ago

all discourse seems so dull since i got into reading wiki talk pages

alice 😡 99 days ago

sux that to enjoy some of dolly parton's best i have to stare at porter wagoner's stupid fucking face. pisses me off #nr1porterwagonerhater

alice ❄️ 102 days ago

call up laura ingalls wilder the way this is The Long Winter

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