every time a gen x bluesky user calls trump drumpf an angel gets its wings & all is forgiven

computer lowkey the best tool for making fake stuff with real consequences

doing standup at my therapist

fran shalom might be the only abstract painter that gets it

will.i.am? will.i.wont? who.knows...

Before electricity, nighttime seemed a lot brighter.

ripping songs off the radio like it's '87

"my workflow depends on chatgpt & ai has upped my productivity" my workflow is scratching my nuts with acrylic nails until mangled. 3$/hour

twen pixels tall!

tonguefucking this bowl of lentils rn

"Proximity, he’s found, is a low-tech fix for a high-volume problem"

Mais c'est ton corps, c'est pas le ciel

nah cuz why are those dogs playing poker 😂😂

steel wool pubic hair & a garbage disposal pussy

10 spreadsheet function uses so satisfying you'll CUM

(German DJ voice) To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL (Beat kicks in)

not my thing but KTeaTime is the cutest thing ever made

TO BUY: ice pick for my frozen meals

simulating vinyl scratching by using headphone wires that are too loose #audiophileonabudget

reaffirming my butch identity by looking like complete shit