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alice 🥰 19 hours ago

"Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed" how about i kill everyone in the whole world

alice ⛵ 5 days ago

studying daft punk waveforms like it'll get me a degree

alice 🎷 5 days ago

found the tiniest alarm clock ever for 2 bucks AND the alarm noise doesn't make me wanna kill myself #istaywinning!!!!!

alice 🤩 11 days ago

woah ffmpeg rly is all u need in this world...

alice 🎶 20 days ago

checkmate, my sweet mud

alice 📚 20 days ago

omg can ppl stop rephrasing the suicide as a rebirth! it's such a cop-out... #youcannotrunfromyourself!!

alice 😭 32 days ago

just cried real tears because i realized i will probably never see donna murphy in dear world irl

alice 🙂 33 days ago

finger cots are so funny. cant leave me house without my wee little condom

alice 🍱 36 days ago

love brownshelled eggs love waiting for weekly local radio show to start love the bird outside love you love me

alice 🏂 40 days ago

doubled my quilt in size today, imagine what could happen tomorrow..

alice 🍙 43 days ago

Pizzicato 5 and Deee-Lite on the shuffle bitch !!

alice 🤖 44 days ago

first time i heard ghosts n stuff by deadbmau5 my soul opened up

alice 🤖 55 days ago

dAFunkbACKTotHEPunkcOMEOn

alice 💡 64 days ago

once a flaw, now a feature.

alice 👽 77 days ago

the fediverse seems alright but man did they fuck up with the name. yeah man lemme vent on fbiplanet for a bit. don't worry about it

alice ⛵ 81 days ago

let's listen to qongqothwane & shoddy bandcamp trobairitz & burn all journals. spring is HERE

alice 🛹 90 days ago

ALL THAT SCRATCHING? ITS MAKING ME ITCH!

alice 🐱 91 days ago

when my cd ripper spins it sounds like a small wailing animal

alice 🐶 111 days ago

thinking about xkcd #25 maybe too much, maybe not enough

alice 🍾 113 days ago

my pussy tastes like gutter oil

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