animated pngs? well now i've seen everything! 😂

JC Leyendecker really was everything people claimed Norman Rockwell was

Pareidolias in the moon

suspended animation. Y'all Heard Of This?

a baker's dozen of petits choux à la crème is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

every time a gen x bluesky user calls trump drumpf an angel gets its wings & all is forgiven

computer lowkey the best tool for making fake stuff with real consequences

doing standup at my therapist

fran shalom might be the only abstract painter that gets it

will.i.am? will.i.wont? who.knows...

Before electricity, nighttime seemed a lot brighter.

ripping songs off the radio like it's '87

"my workflow depends on chatgpt & ai has upped my productivity" my workflow is scratching my nuts with acrylic nails until mangled. 3$/hour

twen pixels tall!

tonguefucking this bowl of lentils rn

"Proximity, he’s found, is a low-tech fix for a high-volume problem"

Mais c'est ton corps, c'est pas le ciel

nah cuz why are those dogs playing poker 😂😂

steel wool pubic hair & a garbage disposal pussy

10 spreadsheet function uses so satisfying you'll CUM