never measure & cut as many times as you want

Punk Muzak

dry rot pussy

the revolution may be teletextual

teletextual luv

the dowry to my future wife will be 3 cans of brand new Sterno Canned Heat 🪔🪔🪔

Lake Washington sunken forests -> Timber pirate -> Timber Rebellion

why is the olympics curling pictogram so cunt

stained neurons all over the kitchen counters

never ask someone what the roud folk song index nr 21143 is skull emoji skull emoji

wedding gown, handsown, of lace fat

2026 the year to get into ricotta..? opaning my heart to new experiences NOW

turns out you actually must watch all movies as companion pieces to another

cutting off little pieces of apple n eating them got me feeling like matthew mcconaughey

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Did You Know That There's a Oracle Underground Data Center Under Ocean Blvd

hide glue lowkey incredible

i have a bone-deep & unfounded adoration for olivia nuzzi. i just think she's an icon

robert wun rly is the current alexander mcqueen

rfk jr is leading the maha movement and i'm leading the haha movement! let's get giggling girls