checkmate, my sweet mud

omg can ppl stop rephrasing the suicide as a rebirth! it's such a cop-out... #youcannotrunfromyourself!!

just cried real tears because i realized i will probably never see donna murphy in dear world irl

finger cots are so funny. cant leave me house without my wee little condom

love brownshelled eggs love waiting for weekly local radio show to start love the bird outside love you love me

doubled my quilt in size today, imagine what could happen tomorrow..

Pizzicato 5 and Deee-Lite on the shuffle bitch !!

first time i heard ghosts n stuff by deadbmau5 my soul opened up

dAFunkbACKTotHEPunkcOMEOn

once a flaw, now a feature.

the fediverse seems alright but man did they fuck up with the name. yeah man lemme vent on fbiplanet for a bit. don't worry about it

let's listen to qongqothwane & shoddy bandcamp trobairitz & burn all journals. spring is HERE

ALL THAT SCRATCHING? ITS MAKING ME ITCH!

when my cd ripper spins it sounds like a small wailing animal

thinking about xkcd #25 maybe too much, maybe not enough

my pussy tastes like gutter oil

Ke$ha's Tail Was Chopped Off And Stolen

all discourse seems so dull since i got into reading wiki talk pages

sux that to enjoy some of dolly parton's best i have to stare at porter wagoner's stupid fucking face. pisses me off #nr1porterwagonerhater

call up laura ingalls wilder the way this is The Long Winter