nah cuz why are those dogs playing poker 😂😂

steel wool pubic hair & a garbage disposal pussy

10 spreadsheet function uses so satisfying you'll CUM

(German DJ voice) To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL (Beat kicks in)

not my thing but KTeaTime is the cutest thing ever made

TO BUY: ice pick for my frozen meals

simulating vinyl scratching by using headphone wires that are too loose #audiophileonabudget

reaffirming my butch identity by looking like complete shit

reading the wikipedia page for soup nodding thoughtfully

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the beautiful plasticity of our beautiful plastic brains

through gritted teeth: i must not fear troubleshooting. fearing troubleshooting is the computer killer. i will face the troubleshooting.

mama let's read the Directed-energy weapon wikipedia page together okurrr hunty

pdf painter

gharials look so crazy

a child laughs for the first time, a fairy is born. i rip a fat one, a medium sized dog dies.

intergalactic: planetary = planetary: intergalactic

not now kitten daddy's buying artisinal overpriced honey infused with strawberry

uhhhhh. The Qianlong Emperor in Ceremonial Armour on Horseback. if any one even GAFS!

conner o'malley is what people think sam hyde is