"Instacart services are down. We're working on it. Please stand by."

When Amazon Web Services goes down, so does the whole world.

Why do the speakers on most short form videos have that same type of gossipy voice tone?

@beetlegh0st IKR. So did I,

Finally Twitterfied my profile... 2006-style.

When will my sleep schedule stabilize?

I'd rather post here than at Blips. Much more action here.

2/2 and this for the HTML... http://www.citycat.ru/doc/HTML/IExplorer.30/html_toc.htm

1/2 Relying on this old IE 3.0 CSS reference to get an authentic feel of how web design was in late 1996. http://endoframe.com/css/ie3.html

Loneliness at the library.

Status Cafe is now on the UCANet. Should have been on there a long time ago!

@med, your layout requires horizontal scrolling at 1024x768.

Bleep Boop.

Just setting up my statcafe.