Four days off was just enough to remember what freedom feels like. Back to work today. Humanity remains a terrible invention.

Free day. No work, no alarm, no bullshit. Just relaxing, dogs, and doing absolutely nothing productive. Civilization can wait.

Supposed to rain all damn day, and I work outside. Because apparently the universe looked at my job and said, “Needs more misery.”

Supposed to rain all damn day, and I work outside. Because apparently the universe looked at my job and said, “Needs more misery.”

No sleep!!!

I need a vacation. Somewhere nobody knows me, nobody needs anything, and preferably civilization has been shut down!

Midnight thunderstorm. Pouring rain, lightning, all that shit. Nature decided sleep was optional tonight.

Finally found a WordPress theme that actually feels like me. Took long enough. Apparently making a website is harder than landing on the moo

Back to work today. The weekend lasted approximately 11 minutes. Humanity has once again ruined Monday.

Thank God it’s Friday. I’ve hit my weekly quota for human interaction. The rest of you can resume buffering until Monday.

Today has been a good, relaxing day!!

Jersey Mike’s Club Supreme just reset my standards. Now every other sandwich has to explain itself. Life’s stupid like that.

Heading to bed. Didn’t do much today, yet somehow I’m still wiped out. Human bodies are running the worst firmware ever. Good night.

Waiting for a haircut

Sitting here drinking coffee, enjoying the rare sound of absolutely nobody needing anything from me. I’d like to keep it that way.

Started watching Monarch. Holy shit, where’s this been hiding? Thought it’d be all monsters. Turns out the storys actually damn good, Hooked

Spent all evening working on the site. Didn’t finish, but it’s closer. Funny how “one quick change” is always a damn lie.

I need coffee

1st day back from vacation. The caffeine isn’t enough, and my motivation is still somewhere at the campground.

Donuts