My neighbor is a douchebag. No details needed. The evidence has already been reviewed by the jury. Verdict: douchebag.

Trust is earned, not handed out like free AOL CDs. Rule 1: Don’t trust anyone. Rule 2: Refer to Rule 1.

Back to fucking work tomorrow. But Friday starts a 4-day weekend, so I’ll suffer through the bullshit with a countdown timer.

What a shitty day. Somehow adulthood is just repeatedly discovering new ways for everything to suck. Outstanding system. 0/10.

I’m tired of being treated like shit!!

I’m so sick of being nice to people. Nobody’s nice back. Apparently basic decency was discontinued, like everything else worth a damn.

Time to sit in a chair while a stranger attacks your head with electric clippers and somehow charges you for the privilege.

2:30 AM. Dark room. Wide awake. Sleep said fuck this and left. My brain stayed behind to replay every useless thought ever.

Remade the whole damn site. New look, new code, same Gen X bullshit. Because apparently I can’t leave anything alone.

The past 2 days sucked!

Flash flood warning. Severe thunderstorm warning. Torrential rain. Apparently the universe hates me. Gen X: bitch, drive, survive.

Nothing says “your life is about to get dramatically worse” like Chris Hansen sitting across from you with a microphone.

Four days off was just enough to remember what freedom feels like. Back to work today. Humanity remains a terrible invention.

Free day. No work, no alarm, no bullshit. Just relaxing, dogs, and doing absolutely nothing productive. Civilization can wait.

Supposed to rain all damn day, and I work outside. Because apparently the universe looked at my job and said, “Needs more misery.”

Supposed to rain all damn day, and I work outside. Because apparently the universe looked at my job and said, “Needs more misery.”

No sleep!!!

I need a vacation. Somewhere nobody knows me, nobody needs anything, and preferably civilization has been shut down!

Midnight thunderstorm. Pouring rain, lightning, all that shit. Nature decided sleep was optional tonight.

Finally found a WordPress theme that actually feels like me. Took long enough. Apparently making a website is harder than landing on the moo