I need a vacation. Somewhere nobody knows me, nobody needs anything, and preferably civilization has been shut down!

Midnight thunderstorm. Pouring rain, lightning, all that shit. Nature decided sleep was optional tonight.

Finally found a WordPress theme that actually feels like me. Took long enough. Apparently making a website is harder than landing on the moo

Back to work today. The weekend lasted approximately 11 minutes. Humanity has once again ruined Monday.

Thank God it’s Friday. I’ve hit my weekly quota for human interaction. The rest of you can resume buffering until Monday.

Today has been a good, relaxing day!!

Jersey Mike’s Club Supreme just reset my standards. Now every other sandwich has to explain itself. Life’s stupid like that.

Heading to bed. Didn’t do much today, yet somehow I’m still wiped out. Human bodies are running the worst firmware ever. Good night.

Waiting for a haircut

Sitting here drinking coffee, enjoying the rare sound of absolutely nobody needing anything from me. I’d like to keep it that way.

Started watching Monarch. Holy shit, where’s this been hiding? Thought it’d be all monsters. Turns out the storys actually damn good, Hooked

Spent all evening working on the site. Didn’t finish, but it’s closer. Funny how “one quick change” is always a damn lie.

I need coffee

1st day back from vacation. The caffeine isn’t enough, and my motivation is still somewhere at the campground.

Donuts

Back from vacation. This sucks. I was having a hell of a lot more fun a couple days ago.

Sitting around the campfire. There are some seriously weird people here. Makes me feel almost normal, which is honestly unsettling.

Long day of geocaching. Now it’s just a campfire, a chair, and absolutely no interest in doing another damn thing tonight.

Vacation started. Alarm clock can piss off for a few days. My only schedule is figuring out what I’m eating next. What a concept.

Can’t sleep again. Just laying here for no damn reason. Apparently sleep and I are on another break.