Welcome back to Status.Cafe. Fuck going back to work. Four days off and now back to the same bullshit.

It’s raining. Fucking typical.

Holy Shit!!!! Just dank the last of the coffee in the house

Out of coffee. Civilization has failed, society is collapsing, and I’m one minor inconvenience away from becoming the problem.

Took a day off work and accomplished absolutely nothing. A flawless execution of doing fuck all. Peak Gen X.

Four-day weekend coming up. Four glorious days of not dealing with work. Civilization can survive without me. Probably.

I’m so fucking over today. It’s not even noon and I’m already done with this bullshit. Humans can finish the day without me.

Soooooo ready for bed!

Nice weather today!

3AM. People still suck. Some things never change. Glad to see humanity remains consistently disappointing.

Long damn day. I’m done with it. Bedtime. Humanity can screw off until tomorrow.

Oktoberfest this weekend at Oglebay Park. Beer, food, crowds and parking lots. Humanity survives another weekend.

I don’t feel like a turd today. No idea what happened. Probably a system glitch.

That damn dog woke me up snoring in my ear. Fucking personal alarm clock with fur.

She’s okay after the fall. Because apparently vacations require at least one concrete-related medical adventure.

Took the wife to the Pumpkin Festival. She tripped, face-planted into concrete. Now at MedExpress. Peak vacation behavior.

One week of vacation. Back to work Monday, because apparently enjoying life for more than seven consecutive days requires a permit.

Anti-Human tonight!

Wife is in the Goodwill Outlet. Absolute fucking chaos. Carts, people, noise. My Gen X nervous system has left the building. I’m outside.

Heading to Petosky, Michigan for the night!!