Remember back when this emote didn't mean "laughing so hard that I'm crying"

My feet itch.

@cheesiestpony And this is only the second day of the month. I feel your pain.

Frozen grapes are something I never expected to be so good.

I've been so used to Dark Mode, typing here on a bright screen is like staring at the sun.

Been getting weird headaches since last week.

Lacey. oh, Lacey, aren't you the sweetest thing on this side of hell? Yeah, I despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you.

@capybara Tumblr shits itself all the time.

Took a booster shot, and now everything hurts.

It's 9:41PM and what am I doing with my life?

And now that clog made sure that my washer flooded as well, and it's storming hard outside.

My kitchen sink is clogged and nothing seems to work.

It is 5:22AM on a winter Sunday.

I think the ucanet has died. As in, no longer working dead.

Man, I miss the old days when the internet was for nerds and politics were for losers.

I'm still here. And it's better here!

One more day until Turkey Coma day!

I think I ate too much.

When you play Genshin Impact, and names like Mondstadt and Anemo hit different

Cloudflare is down, which means so is half the internet.