i know this is ubercapitalist of me but i miss when shark week had commercial tie-ins like the 7-11 shark donuts

if i owned one of those ancestry sites, for april fools i'd add .01% french to everyone's dna profile just to sow chaos

going to need to have a long, heart-to-heart chat with the inventor of mosquitoes

living in the post-truth, taytay chatgpt tesla timeline but at least vegan breakfast burritos exist

the goodwill i had from my good deeds has been used up tonight after cutting all the airport lines and bullying tsa BUT I MADE THE FLIGHT

updog

idea: a show about (academic) cheaters. you are NOT the author! everyone is shocked and horrified. they throw rotten fruit at the stage.

i think my sim's playstyle is 'trickster god'. everyone is mostly miserable except the weirdos, like count chocula in the fnaf house.

i need to remember to delete my mastodon account

i've played neopets for over 20 years and received my very first warning today. the crime was posting the phrase 'biden blast' on gen disc

idea: a webring but for people with less than 10 dollars in their checking account

it is almost time to get on the plane and once more play PetroDragonic Apocalypse for 5 hours straight

i can't enjoy nekojiru after reading her viciously antisemitic comics. and no 'death of the author' doesn't work here. actually read barthes

i wonder which of the founding fathers TM would like hello kitty the most.

i cannot trust people who make boring websites. you could have made anything and yet you made the web equivalent of a gas station sandwich

what's the lore behind the catfish statue in kaliningrad by the pregolya river

i just wasted 7 dollars worth of strawberries and one of my glass pitchers due to thermal shock. i should have known better!!

quinoa has ruined the past 18 hours of my life

'i hate the british monarchy' i say as i add a red coat to my etsy cart (i will be beat up in boston for this) (i live there) (i will die)

still malding that a trendy, coastal, art gallery in CA picked a bland portrait of the dead UK queen as their 'art of the year' or w/e.