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unicorns 💀 450 days ago

going to need to have a long, heart-to-heart chat with the inventor of mosquitoes

unicorns 🤖 450 days ago

living in the post-truth, taytay chatgpt tesla timeline but at least vegan breakfast burritos exist

unicorns 😶 460 days ago

the goodwill i had from my good deeds has been used up tonight after cutting all the airport lines and bullying tsa BUT I MADE THE FLIGHT

unicorns 💀 482 days ago

idea: a show about (academic) cheaters. you are NOT the author! everyone is shocked and horrified. they throw rotten fruit at the stage.

unicorns 🧐 483 days ago

i think my sim's playstyle is 'trickster god'. everyone is mostly miserable except the weirdos, like count chocula in the fnaf house.

unicorns 🤖 485 days ago

i need to remember to delete my mastodon account

unicorns 🤔 486 days ago

i've played neopets for over 20 years and received my very first warning today. the crime was posting the phrase 'biden blast' on gen disc

unicorns 🙂 486 days ago

idea: a webring but for people with less than 10 dollars in their checking account

unicorns ✈️ 491 days ago

it is almost time to get on the plane and once more play PetroDragonic Apocalypse for 5 hours straight

unicorns 🌧️ 493 days ago

i can't enjoy nekojiru after reading her viciously antisemitic comics. and no 'death of the author' doesn't work here. actually read barthes

unicorns 🧀 501 days ago

i wonder which of the founding fathers TM would like hello kitty the most.

unicorns 🤖 510 days ago

i cannot trust people who make boring websites. you could have made anything and yet you made the web equivalent of a gas station sandwich

unicorns 🐱 512 days ago

what's the lore behind the catfish statue in kaliningrad by the pregolya river

unicorns 😭 514 days ago

i just wasted 7 dollars worth of strawberries and one of my glass pitchers due to thermal shock. i should have known better!!

unicorns 🤒 560 days ago

quinoa has ruined the past 18 hours of my life

unicorns 🥹 966 days ago

'i hate the british monarchy' i say as i add a red coat to my etsy cart (i will be beat up in boston for this) (i live there) (i will die)

unicorns 🥱 966 days ago

still malding that a trendy, coastal, art gallery in CA picked a bland portrait of the dead UK queen as their 'art of the year' or w/e.

unicorns 🌙 987 days ago

livejournal icons and mood themes are a lost art

unicorns ✨ 1027 days ago

saw my first wild new england turkey yesterday, on american thanksgiving nonetheless. it was SO CUTE.

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