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unicorns β˜€οΈ 3 hours ago

a huge congratulations to my friend for earning her PhD today, and in 5 years no less! incredible work.

unicorns πŸ€– 6 days ago

proud of all the recent grads booing the bootlicking speakers blathering on about AI at the graduation ceremonies. fuck off.

unicorns πŸ™ƒ 37 days ago

businesses with pro-lgbtqia+ 'everyone is welcome here' etc. signs/banners/imgs: casually makes and or sells harry potter-branded products

unicorns 🐱 171 days ago

once i let calibre auto-populate covers and data for my library. it was bad. all of my books authored by nietzsche suddenly were assigned metadata (including covers) about pregnancy.

unicorns πŸ‘€ 176 days ago

ominous: the metadata for a book about drawing human heads was tagged with 'cooking'

unicorns πŸ’€ 181 days ago

found out today that i visited the jfk library on the anniversary of his assassination OOPS :(

unicorns ✨ 184 days ago

almost time for the year of the horse. 365 days of horse. it's our year. let's go horses

unicorns 🍫 203 days ago

Arizona Iced Tea has a chocolate egg cream flavor now and I feel very defensive

unicorns πŸ” 207 days ago

there are many things about the US i will not defend, but do not try and trash root beer. unforgivable

unicorns πŸ€” 208 days ago

imagine a Felix Guattari and Gilles Deleuze Pokemon double battle. Who would they main. What type would they use. Would they spam Trick Room

unicorns πŸ‘½ 213 days ago

neopets moderators think woodrow wilson is a neopets player and i shouldn't bully him by calling him racist. he has been dead since 1924

unicorns πŸ‘€ 250 days ago

cyborg manifest... destiny: ft. andrew jackson (the return) (he's a cyborg) (you bet his operating system is proprietary)

unicorns 🧐 254 days ago

how do we make a new web protocol that just blocks twitter from being fucking accessed or at least redirects to lemon party or something

unicorns πŸ‘½ 256 days ago

flying the flag at half-staff for a fucking fascist is sheer assclownery. the ww2 vets the right simps for are rolling in their graves

unicorns πŸ‘€ 261 days ago

how did i not know Slavoj Ε½iΕΎek has a substack, which is totally on-brand for him

unicorns 🌱 299 days ago

touch grass? no. touch leaves of grass and sing the body electric

unicorns 😑 307 days ago

the Germans are now on my list for catfish crimes at Lake Brombach

unicorns ✨ 340 days ago

less data more poetry

unicorns 🧐 403 days ago

imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

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