big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv
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unicorns 👀 2 days agounicorns 😡 4 days ago81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure
unicorns 🔥 13 days agoi can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles
unicorns 🌧️ 32 days agono jestering tonight. intensely watching the hurricane coverage.
unicorns ✨ 36 days ago"OF COURSE you love björk" -- people familiar with björk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13
unicorns 🔥 37 days agothat's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.
unicorns 🤩 38 days agoYES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras
unicorns 🏆 38 days agosay what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager
unicorns 😴 47 days agoif you do not know the difference between the WWW and Internet, then you and your ahistorical book are not authorities on the subject
unicorns ✅ 49 days agosomewhere in the depths of twitter i bet there's an argument happening about whether thongs are working class or tools of the bourgeoisie
unicorns ✨ 50 days ago'this wizard will guide you through the process'. no. i only trust witches. why is the program not a witch.
unicorns 💀 53 days agoi just saw photos of the america first warehouse thing. hugo boss would be so disappointed.
unicorns 👀 66 days agoi still think about that guy at community college who would only show up to class with a single pencil because 'that's all i need'
unicorns 💀 70 days agothe grinch is probably the worst character ever designed and created and put on 10k shitty cotton shirts a year, right behind charlie brown
unicorns 💔 95 days agoNOOOO "Jack Karlson, who shot to fame after ‘succulent Chinese meal’ arrest, dies aged 82" I HAD A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL TODAY TOO. RIP
unicorns 🚄 100 days agotrain people are very intimidating. case in point: the hey arnold wiki for the haunted train character and its extreme levels of detail
unicorns 🍕 110 days agoitaly (chaotic neutral) / eataly (chaotic good) / eatshitaly (lawful evil)
unicorns 🎶 115 days agoKaksi lensi yli käenpesän minä sekä hän, jonka häkistänsä ulos pelasin / oli siivet vielä maassa, mutta näin sen elävän, kun sen sivupeilin
unicorns 🙃 117 days agomy dad just texted me 'happy atomic bomb day' because i forgot it's the atomic bomb's bday (trinity test anniversary) wtf
unicorns 💀 117 days agoffs we have the droopy amber eyes, the same hair, are bigger people, similar clothes, a big nose, we're the same height. Falin is copying me