found out today that i visited the jfk library on the anniversary of his assassination OOPS :(

almost time for the year of the horse. 365 days of horse. it's our year. let's go horses

Arizona Iced Tea has a chocolate egg cream flavor now and I feel very defensive

there are many things about the US i will not defend, but do not try and trash root beer. unforgivable

imagine a Felix Guattari and Gilles Deleuze Pokemon double battle. Who would they main. What type would they use. Would they spam Trick Room

neopets moderators think woodrow wilson is a neopets player and i shouldn't bully him by calling him racist. he has been dead since 1924

cyborg manifest... destiny: ft. andrew jackson (the return) (he's a cyborg) (you bet his operating system is proprietary)

how do we make a new web protocol that just blocks twitter from being fucking accessed or at least redirects to lemon party or something

flying the flag at half-staff for a fucking fascist is sheer assclownery. the ww2 vets the right simps for are rolling in their graves

how did i not know Slavoj Žižek has a substack, which is totally on-brand for him

touch grass? no. touch leaves of grass and sing the body electric

the Germans are now on my list for catfish crimes at Lake Brombach

less data more poetry

imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU