ok i passed the german test but just like, barely. but it's a pass. thank you german gods. now i'll never speak to you again

dear german language gods. i know i've been mean to your people when i said marshall mcluhan put them in tvs but i need to pass this test

cyborg manifest... destiny: ft. andrew jackson (the return) (he's a cyborg) (you bet his operating system is proprietary)

how do we make a new web protocol that just blocks twitter from being fucking accessed or at least redirects to lemon party or something

flying the flag at half-staff for a fucking fascist is sheer assclownery. the ww2 vets the right simps for are rolling in their graves

how did i not know Slavoj Žižek has a substack, which is totally on-brand for him

touch grass? no. touch leaves of grass and sing the body electric

the Germans are now on my list for catfish crimes at Lake Brombach

less data more poetry

imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

the same people who incessantly quote Flannery O' Connor cannot name more than 1 author from China or know who Kimberlé Crenshaw is

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure