idc about the olympics but Shannon Sharpe and Chad Johnson's opening ceremony watch party is exquisite
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unicorns 👀 5 hours agounicorns 🤖 2 days agoalso i finally have an internet connection again but verizon is trying to charge me 200 dollars when they should be paying ME after all this
unicorns 🍕 2 days agoitaly (chaotic neutral) / eataly (chaotic good) / eatshitaly (lawful evil)
unicorns 🎶 7 days agoKaksi lensi yli käenpesän minä sekä hän, jonka häkistänsä ulos pelasin / oli siivet vielä maassa, mutta näin sen elävän, kun sen sivupeilin
unicorns 🔥 9 days agofor some reason there's an apt. complex up the street from me that is always on fire at like 3 am. how about stop being so flammable huh
unicorns 🙃 10 days agomy dad just texted me 'happy atomic bomb day' because i forgot it's the atomic bomb's bday (trinity test anniversary) wtf
unicorns 💀 10 days agoffs we have the droopy amber eyes, the same hair, are bigger people, similar clothes, a big nose, we're the same height. Falin is copying me
unicorns 😱 10 days agoi've finally found an anime TM character that looks like me. i have no idea who Falin Touden is or what the anime is about but i'm scared
unicorns 😡 11 days agoforgot to take a picture of my clean apt. before beginning to pack it up oops
unicorns 😡 19 days agohad to rebook my flight due to the THE STORM (i am from so cal, i fear weather). hope my rat bastard neighbors don't steal my mail!!
unicorns 👀 20 days agorealized today the tesla logo looks like an iud. makes sense since those cars are a very effective form of birth control.
unicorns ❤️ 22 days agowhen i pass my comps i'm going to symbolically adopt a nurse shark from the bimini shark lab in celebration
unicorns 🤖 22 days agoi know this is ubercapitalist of me but i miss when shark week had commercial tie-ins like the 7-11 shark donuts
unicorns 🤔 24 days agoif i owned one of those ancestry sites, for april fools i'd add .01% french to everyone's dna profile just to sow chaos
unicorns 🙃 25 days agohate fainting hate blood draws hate blood
unicorns 💀 31 days agogoing to need to have a long, heart-to-heart chat with the inventor of mosquitoes
unicorns 🤖 32 days agoliving in the post-truth, taytay chatgpt tesla timeline but at least vegan breakfast burritos exist
unicorns 😶 41 days agothe goodwill i had from my good deeds has been used up tonight after cutting all the airport lines and bullying tsa BUT I MADE THE FLIGHT
unicorns 💀 43 days agotoiling (cleaning my apt)
unicorns 😎 49 days agoupdog