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unicorns 😭 1 day ago

i just wasted 7 dollars worth of strawberries and one of my glass pitchers due to thermal shock. i should have known better!!

unicorns 🎷 3 days ago

i gotta write one more 20 page paper, then finish my current job, then find another job, then find another place to live before may

unicorns 🤒 47 days ago

quinoa has ruined the past 18 hours of my life

unicorns 👀 447 days ago

astounding that connecting my iphone to my computer that runs arch works better with non-apple software than when i try connecting it to mac

unicorns 🥹 453 days ago

'i hate the british monarchy' i say as i add a red coat to my etsy cart (i will be beat up in boston for this) (i live there) (i will die)

unicorns 🥱 453 days ago

still malding that a trendy, coastal, art gallery in CA picked a bland portrait of the dead UK queen as their 'art of the year' or w/e.

unicorns 🌙 475 days ago

livejournal icons and mood themes are a lost art

unicorns 👀 475 days ago

people who link back to or otherwise source where they found third-party graphics are literally so cool and good. take note of them.

unicorns 💀 510 days ago

there is not enough caffeine in the world for me rn

unicorns 🙃 510 days ago

so done and ready to go home and see some peacocks permitting i'm still negative for the vid.

unicorns 💀 514 days ago

unfortunately i was also exposed to the vid yesterday and am now testing/quarantining :/ i don't want it again and i just got over rsv, ahhh

unicorns ✨ 514 days ago

saw my first wild new england turkey yesterday, on american thanksgiving nonetheless. it was SO CUTE.

unicorns 💀 522 days ago

This virus has me on vampiric schedule: sleep all day, awaken at dusk, work all night.

unicorns 🌱 529 days ago

the scent of blooming wisteria and orange blossoms reminds me of home.

unicorns 😭 530 days ago

ughhh i want to feel better :(

unicorns 💀 532 days ago

definitely sick but apparently covid negative. ughhh

unicorns 🙂 536 days ago

there's apparently an 'evil', spaghettio eating jackdaw terrorizing yorkshire right now. good

unicorns 💀 540 days ago

'fix your hearts or die' and twitter really just said okay, i'll die then :(

unicorns 🙃 540 days ago

unintentionally gave myself horrific ibs super white girl style, aka made dinner **TOOOO SPICY** last night. very scary. happy halloween.

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