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unicorns 🌈 44 days ago

learning icelandic so i can translate the prose edda as the woke edda. the gods get a rainbow bridge. loki turns into a female horse and gives birth to an eight-legged, flying horse. odin sacrifices himself upon yggdrasil and gets pronouns.

unicorns 😇 65 days ago

fuck terfs. trans rights. that's all

unicorns 🔥 106 days ago

apparently Canada is on fire again (nooo) which is why it's looked apocalyptic outside all day.

unicorns 🐱 113 days ago

i usually don't care about the world cup but the 11th will be the battle of Stamford Bridge pt 2 except i hope norway wins. they owe us for losing the original battle

unicorns 🌈 148 days ago

like a migratory animal drawn to its destination, i very very very badly need to go to the hello kitty cafe in irvine.

unicorns ☀️ 156 days ago

a huge congratulations to my friend for earning her PhD today, and in 5 years no less! incredible work.

unicorns 🤖 162 days ago

proud of all the recent grads booing the bootlicking speakers blathering on about AI at the graduation ceremonies. fuck off.

unicorns 🙃 194 days ago

businesses with pro-lgbtqia+ 'everyone is welcome here' etc. signs/banners/imgs: casually makes and or sells harry potter-branded products

unicorns 🐱 328 days ago

once i let calibre auto-populate covers and data for my library. it was bad. all of my books authored by nietzsche suddenly were assigned metadata (including covers) about pregnancy.

unicorns 👀 333 days ago

ominous: the metadata for a book about drawing human heads was tagged with 'cooking'

unicorns 💀 338 days ago

found out today that i visited the jfk library on the anniversary of his assassination OOPS :(

unicorns ✨ 341 days ago

almost time for the year of the horse. 365 days of horse. it's our year. let's go horses

unicorns 🍫 360 days ago

Arizona Iced Tea has a chocolate egg cream flavor now and I feel very defensive

unicorns 🍔 364 days ago

there are many things about the US i will not defend, but do not try and trash root beer. unforgivable

unicorns 🤔 365 days ago

imagine a Felix Guattari and Gilles Deleuze Pokemon double battle. Who would they main. What type would they use. Would they spam Trick Room

unicorns 👽 370 days ago

neopets moderators think woodrow wilson is a neopets player and i shouldn't bully him by calling him racist. he has been dead since 1924

unicorns 👀 407 days ago

cyborg manifest... destiny: ft. andrew jackson (the return) (he's a cyborg) (you bet his operating system is proprietary)

unicorns 🧐 411 days ago

how do we make a new web protocol that just blocks twitter from being fucking accessed or at least redirects to lemon party or something

unicorns 👽 413 days ago

flying the flag at half-staff for a fucking fascist is sheer assclownery. the ww2 vets the right simps for are rolling in their graves

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