less data more poetry

imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

I love the term oldhead/old head. I aspire to grow into the best oldhead I can be.

trying to convince my musical theater friend to see the swan lake ballet with 'you will LOVE the fog machine, okay?'

i don't want to be the annoying I TOLD YOU SOOO person but the flak i received from 'leftists' prior to 2020 about musk was unreal.

'''programmer's''''' cvs be like haha yes i know the languages linux, github and rails. buddy i have news for you

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

the same people who incessantly quote Flannery O' Connor cannot name more than 1 author from China or know who Kimberlé Crenshaw is

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure

i can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles

"OF COURSE you love björk" -- people familiar with björk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13

that's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.

YES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras