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unicorns ๐ŸŒฑ 31 days ago

touch grass? no. touch leaves of grass and sing the body electric

unicorns ๐Ÿ˜ก 38 days ago

the Germans are now on my list for catfish crimes at Lake Brombach

unicorns โœจ 72 days ago

less data more poetry

unicorns ๐Ÿง 135 days ago

imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

unicorns ๐Ÿ‘€ 231 days ago

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

unicorns ๐Ÿ‘€ 234 days ago

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

unicorns ๐Ÿ’€ 235 days ago

the same people who incessantly quote Flannery O' Connor cannot name more than 1 author from China or know who Kimberlรฉ Crenshaw is

unicorns ๐Ÿ˜ญ 236 days ago

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

unicorns ๐Ÿ˜ก 236 days ago

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

unicorns ๐Ÿง 242 days ago

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

unicorns ๐ŸŽถ 292 days ago

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

unicorns ๐Ÿ‘€ 295 days ago

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

unicorns ๐Ÿ˜ก 297 days ago

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure

unicorns ๐Ÿ”ฅ 306 days ago

i can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles

unicorns โœจ 329 days ago

"OF COURSE you love bjรถrk" -- people familiar with bjรถrk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13

unicorns ๐Ÿ”ฅ 330 days ago

that's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.

unicorns ๐Ÿคฉ 331 days ago

YES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras

unicorns ๐Ÿ† 331 days ago

say what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager

unicorns โœ… 342 days ago

somewhere in the depths of twitter i bet there's an argument happening about whether thongs are working class or tools of the bourgeoisie

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