say what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager
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unicorns 🏆 270 days agounicorns ✅ 280 days agosomewhere in the depths of twitter i bet there's an argument happening about whether thongs are working class or tools of the bourgeoisie
unicorns ✨ 281 days ago'this wizard will guide you through the process'. no. i only trust witches. why is the program not a witch.
unicorns 💀 285 days agoi just saw photos of the america first warehouse thing. hugo boss would be so disappointed.
unicorns 👀 298 days agoi still think about that guy at community college who would only show up to class with a single pencil because 'that's all i need'
unicorns 💀 302 days agothe grinch is probably the worst character ever designed and created and put on 10k shitty cotton shirts a year, right behind charlie brown
unicorns 💔 326 days agoNOOOO "Jack Karlson, who shot to fame after ‘succulent Chinese meal’ arrest, dies aged 82" I HAD A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL TODAY TOO. RIP
unicorns 🚄 331 days agotrain people are very intimidating. case in point: the hey arnold wiki for the haunted train character and its extreme levels of detail
unicorns 🍕 341 days agoitaly (chaotic neutral) / eataly (chaotic good) / eatshitaly (lawful evil)
unicorns 🎶 346 days agoKaksi lensi yli käenpesän minä sekä hän, jonka häkistänsä ulos pelasin / oli siivet vielä maassa, mutta näin sen elävän, kun sen sivupeilin
unicorns 🙃 349 days agomy dad just texted me 'happy atomic bomb day' because i forgot it's the atomic bomb's bday (trinity test anniversary) wtf
unicorns 💀 349 days agoffs we have the droopy amber eyes, the same hair, are bigger people, similar clothes, a big nose, we're the same height. Falin is copying me
unicorns 😱 349 days agoi've finally found an anime TM character that looks like me. i have no idea who Falin Touden is or what the anime is about but i'm scared
unicorns 😡 350 days agoforgot to take a picture of my clean apt. before beginning to pack it up oops
unicorns 👀 359 days agorealized today the tesla logo looks like an iud. makes sense since those cars are a very effective form of birth control.
unicorns 🤖 361 days agoi know this is ubercapitalist of me but i miss when shark week had commercial tie-ins like the 7-11 shark donuts
unicorns 🤔 363 days agoif i owned one of those ancestry sites, for april fools i'd add .01% french to everyone's dna profile just to sow chaos
unicorns 💀 370 days agogoing to need to have a long, heart-to-heart chat with the inventor of mosquitoes
unicorns 🤖 371 days agoliving in the post-truth, taytay chatgpt tesla timeline but at least vegan breakfast burritos exist
unicorns 😶 380 days agothe goodwill i had from my good deeds has been used up tonight after cutting all the airport lines and bullying tsa BUT I MADE THE FLIGHT