imagine teaching a 6th century norseman who believed in runic magic how to pipe the fortune command with cowsay.

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure

i can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles

"OF COURSE you love björk" -- people familiar with björk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13

that's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.

YES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras

say what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager

somewhere in the depths of twitter i bet there's an argument happening about whether thongs are working class or tools of the bourgeoisie

'this wizard will guide you through the process'. no. i only trust witches. why is the program not a witch.

i just saw photos of the america first warehouse thing. hugo boss would be so disappointed.

i still think about that guy at community college who would only show up to class with a single pencil because 'that's all i need'

the grinch is probably the worst character ever designed and created and put on 10k shitty cotton shirts a year, right behind charlie brown