i just wasted 7 dollars worth of strawberries and one of my glass pitchers due to thermal shock. i should have known better!!

quinoa has ruined the past 18 hours of my life

'i hate the british monarchy' i say as i add a red coat to my etsy cart (i will be beat up in boston for this) (i live there) (i will die)

still malding that a trendy, coastal, art gallery in CA picked a bland portrait of the dead UK queen as their 'art of the year' or w/e.

livejournal icons and mood themes are a lost art

saw my first wild new england turkey yesterday, on american thanksgiving nonetheless. it was SO CUTE.

the scent of blooming wisteria and orange blossoms reminds me of home.

there's apparently an 'evil', spaghettio eating jackdaw terrorizing yorkshire right now. good

got incredibly wired off of matcha kit kats of all things last night and was up until 7 AM. those things are powerful.

Thinking very evil thoughts. The evil thoughts: should I cave in and buy a printer, the most misanthropic of all tech?

Trying to remember the Blues Brother's names but I just keep on thinking it's Elrond and Elrond Jr.

King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard just released a new album that prominently features mushrooms, and so did Björk. HRMM.

Ghost Files Live was really fun. I can't wait for the queen's ghost to be caught in the giant ghost net.

my canvas rolls finally shipped, so it is time to turn this studio apt into a real studio and hope I can still get my security deposit back.

Just want to say happy 256th Great Cheese Riot, which began during the Nottingham Goose Fair, October 2nd, 1766.

I wish I was more like a plant and could make my own food instead of having to go out and buy microwaveable gnocchi every week instead.

Halloween fact: when I was a kid I thought a lot of people named 'Rip' died in animated cartoons.

okay, this layout is good enough for now. it probably looks like mega garbage on mobile but whatever.