I miss the days when I don’t feel like I’m running on fumes all the time.

Staring at an ad of a realistic eggplant model and wondering what I’d even do with it.

Thinking about the logistics of seahorse mermen pregnancy...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m a bit sad and in pain.

I miss the version of the internet where I didn’t have to worry about ai data scraping.

Got jumpscared by Ricky Nelson’s blue eyed stare.

Every time I listen to upbeat music the image that pops up in my head is either spongebob or john marston twerking. Please help

Im so tired sleepy My lovey just logged off and went to bed but i already miss him Im gonna harass my emotional support bread addict

My statuses so far have either been gay, depressed, or a dopamine rat with a gambling addiction and I think that sums up how I’ve been

It’s almost new years. There’s something about the holidays that make me feel incredibly sober…

For context I was playing Balatro. No dad, I already know how to gamble this is just practice

"are you studying how to gamble?" - my dad when he walked into my room

Whenever I think about New Vegas' ARCHIMEDES I don't think about a deadly laser. I think about my bf's fat cat falling from the sky.

I am losing my fucking mind.

Saw a baby sleeping peacefully in their mom’s baby carrier. God I wish that were me. It looks so cozy

sometimes I wonder how I managed to bag the squishiest people in the world to be my partners

Couldn’t keep my eyes open and ended up sleeping for 4 hours🗿 considering sleeping through the entire night

Work today felt egregiously slow. On the bright side, my order of pretzel sticks totaled to $4.20. Hell yeah

The body/fatshaming has increased in quantity recently. Was it because I gained weight during the holidays or is it all imagined?