Cut my pills wrong and a good chunk turned into a fine powder. Don't think I should listen to the parasite in my brain and snort it.

My partner just introduced me to Sal Monella from Ace Attorney. I wish he was the murder victim in the case.

Everything is so temporary…

I’m in pain.

Why I can't be a food critic: I tried drinking oat milk on its own, and my only comment was, "Tastes like oats."

I want to claw out of my own skin lowkey

Seeing swaddled babies gives me joy. Like, look at the little homunculus in its cocoon.

I love pancakes! I accidentally poured too much maple syrup and it looks like soup, but I love pancakes!

Grinded on Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Complete just to get my stupid fucking koala back (Eugene).

My bf said that I am just so gay when I showed him an outfit I’d like to wear. Think I should test if he’s right by making out with him

Ashamed to say that I gay panicked when I saw an image of Arcade Gannon in raider pain spike armor🗿

The job market is in shambles.

My hard boiled egg just squirted at me when I cracked it open again…

Convinced that Phoenix Wright is a bl thinly disguised as a drama visual novel.

There’s freedom in being unknown. Pros: you can post anything and no one will care! Cons: you can post anything and no one will care.

Ate Mcdonalds nugget meal for breakfast cuz we were too late for the morning menu. Feel like shit, I have many regrets 🗿

Im so sleepy but I don’t want to sleep through the entire morning again

I miss my lovey. Been too busy so we haven’t been hanging out much. At least I got to watch gay lawyers antagonizing each other via my QPP.

Tired but I don’t want to sleep aughhhh

My site’s starting to look more responsive and coherent (frontend wise at least. We don’t talk about backend.) Pretty proud of it.