sometimes I wonder how I managed to bag the squishiest people in the world to be my partners

Couldn’t keep my eyes open and ended up sleeping for 4 hours🗿 considering sleeping through the entire night

Work today felt egregiously slow. On the bright side, my order of pretzel sticks totaled to $4.20. Hell yeah

The body/fatshaming has increased in quantity recently. Was it because I gained weight during the holidays or is it all imagined?

Seeing cute mlm art on tumblr got me gay pining for my bf I think I'm cursed to suffer always/j

Downtripping at 2AM isn’t how I expected the night after Christmas to go, but here we are.

I miss my boyf…I wanna cuddle him. Today has been a struggle to get through.

I'm exhausted. Why am I so tired?

I'm trying to be jolly this Christmas but it's hard :[

Merry christmas everyone! I ate sm and i am bloated

Time flies by! Didn’t even realize it was Christmas eve til my friend told me. I look forward to dinner today.

I’m fatigued and I need to take a break from Mult-maxxing

Balatro is a fun game/neg

Playing Balatro was a mistake I have the need to start money maxxing

Gently putting my bf’s head in my mouth like an anaconda.

Cut my pills wrong and a good chunk turned into a fine powder. Don't think I should listen to the parasite in my brain and snort it.

My partner just introduced me to Sal Monella from Ace Attorney. I wish he was the murder victim in the case.

Everything is so temporary…

I’m in pain.

Why I can't be a food critic: I tried drinking oat milk on its own, and my only comment was, "Tastes like oats."