I FORGOT PLOTTING LORE W YOUR FRIENDS CAN BE SO FUN!!! I'M TORTURING THEIR OC FOR ENRICHMENT!!

*opens my mouth like a big whale* *sucks all of everyone's bad feelings out of the posts on here* *starts recycling them for u*

MOSQUITO UPDATE: TURNED INTO A SMEAR ON MY ARM

BIG MOSQUITO FLY AT ME!! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

tboy zoro would make so many cis men angry as fuck Oda should just do that randomly for the hell of it

transmasculine Zoro One Piece, you agree

*eating post-workout meal* this is for you Luffy

*me doing leg workout* this is for you Sanji

*me doing chest workout* this is for you zoro

cute puppy #cutes

Think I'm a hero, what do I know? / I've got issues, trauma to show / I'd save myself, but I'd prefer that you grow / You grow

Gets an award pin and a certificate at work for showing everyone a bug every day

*sees white haired anime boy* he won't be my type this time (<- guy who doesn't know he's my type every time)

I DID become the annoying person who goes "ONE PIECE?" every time that phrase comes up organically. I'm not sorry.

My beautiful wife Registeel and her very strong arms

tell me why i had to be nauseated for 5 hours today

Yuuuup he's mustard gravy

*blows Aztec Death Whistle* ...it's a beautiful item, Kris. Just [9 KROMERS]. *camera zooms up on my eye while i blink 50 times*

"i have no memory of this place" but it's me standing in the middle of my house with my eyes red as fuck

darcia wolf's rain kisses him