Gets an award pin and a certificate at work for showing everyone a bug every day

*sees white haired anime boy* he won't be my type this time (<- guy who doesn't know he's my type every time)

I DID become the annoying person who goes "ONE PIECE?" every time that phrase comes up organically. I'm not sorry.

My beautiful wife Registeel and her very strong arms

tell me why i had to be nauseated for 5 hours today

Yuuuup he's mustard gravy

*blows Aztec Death Whistle* ...it's a beautiful item, Kris. Just [9 KROMERS]. *camera zooms up on my eye while i blink 50 times*

"i have no memory of this place" but it's me standing in the middle of my house with my eyes red as fuck

darcia wolf's rain kisses him

I'm gonna have 2 catch up on One Piece soon bc that reveal has me sniffing around like a truffle hog

idk what Kroger got in the Cherry Yogurt Tubes but those shits taste how I think cocaine probably feels

remembering that time i was like NL would never watch TDP but if he did he would agree with Aaravos 100% re: Leola

TIL you can @ people in these, hi 👋 *I drop something & when I reach for it like 50 beetles fall out of my pocket & then I run away*

Jeff Goldblum....? Kind of a MILF.

Haven't had this many thoughts about my OCs in years. Cautiously optimistic

Waiting for the epidural to hit effective level is sooo hard, I'm in pain bad enough that OTC painkillers can't touch it

Waiting for piclog is so hard, it's been soooo many months and I have dozens of pics to put in gkmdndnsns

WHO UP GROWING MOLD RN *releases some spores*

My BFF nodding sagely when I joked she met me at a very "chewing my leg off to escape a bear trap" time in my life (we laughed)

Remembering that time I was high and realized I had "many faces" I wear and got scared to think about that and immediately stopped