dude i hope my man thing gets me a pup hood for my bday ✊️😔

Also it's nice when the authors have people who aren't cisgender in the fanfics like thank u my sword is yours etc

I love fanfiction because where else would I find [redacted]

Almost time for my quarterly epidural yipee wahoo && the lobby closed for lunch ?? I am waiting so nicely outside

actually cancelling my neopets premium over this lmaooo

actually nvm finding the golden ant was easy as piss & now i have powers

im never working for a wizard again. tf you mean i gotta find the golden ant before sundown bro??

i wanna go home and rp but i need to work to pay for top surgery f my baka life

watching xena warrior princess & thank god for lucy lawless

bros it's raining yippeee

Only thing that would make today better is some rain

I need someone to give me 8k so I can finish funding my top surgery 😩 I don't wanna reschedule it to have more time

8 injections in my back & epidural in 2wk *hides in the dark to recover*

who said that

i need someone to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] with me right nyaow

sleepy

hearing co-worker lose their shit in real time to an awesome joke i hid for them to find

i should give the first TAZ campaign another listen *wistful sigh* you're going to be amazing.

mentally ill guy: *links you a jjk amv* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThNMS9Mesw0

choso jujutsu kaisen, my wife,