nobody touch me, i'm shifting into gift purchasing mode

wakes up and is normal again hey guys

Saw my fav band live On my birday while high & he had the same haircut as The Character. Started ovulating about it

ao3 authors don't worry i am reading your fics right now in my imagination & i left a comment AND kudos 👏 👌

now... time for the yearly "update everything to add one to my age" is upon me.. If I can remember them all ..

I wanna make out but I have to work!! THE INDIGNITY!!

like i'm not mad about the a/c not working, there are workarounds for that granted it's arizona but a literal electric fire? HURRY UP thanks

why i have to call my landlord 3 times to get the message of there being like. an electrical fire. to a member of maint staff

dude i hope my man thing gets me a pup hood for my bday ✊️😔

Also it's nice when the authors have people who aren't cisgender in the fanfics like thank u my sword is yours etc

I love fanfiction because where else would I find [redacted]

Almost time for my quarterly epidural yipee wahoo && the lobby closed for lunch ?? I am waiting so nicely outside

actually cancelling my neopets premium over this lmaooo

actually nvm finding the golden ant was easy as piss & now i have powers

im never working for a wizard again. tf you mean i gotta find the golden ant before sundown bro??

i wanna go home and rp but i need to work to pay for top surgery f my baka life

watching xena warrior princess & thank god for lucy lawless

bros it's raining yippeee

Only thing that would make today better is some rain

I need someone to give me 8k so I can finish funding my top surgery 😩 I don't wanna reschedule it to have more time