my stupid idiot chud son won't eat his special food unless i hide each pellet inside of some canned food

btw switching a cat to a restricted vet diet that he doesn't want to eat has to be one of life's biggest challenges

walgreens used uber to deliver my medication instead of putting it in the mail & uber is the worst delivery svc out there, never again dude

Lisan al-Gaib

the ONE PIEEECCEEE .. the ONE PIEECEE IS REALLLLL ....

rewatching she-ra princesses of power & remembering how someone tried 2 tell me adora and catra weren't lesbos ... like come on LOL ...

Grookey day in a few min

has anyonr ever rapped about christmas

btw watching the end of JJBA Stone Ocean while high was not a good idea, I was soooo devastated LMFAO

my original oc insert for smiling friends is just a second pim

AHHHH AAHHHH AHHHH <- guy with 3 eps left of Stone Ocean who's about to find out what happens (HASN'T BEEN SPOILED)

dude whoeve3r made this pizza JACKED it up (negative inflection)

O F NEW BENTZ UPLOAD!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U8u59--6KU

I know you lied to me / I can see / Now that I'm free

"Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush"

goes 2 bed cos i gotta wake up at 4am 2 go 2 work 2morro zzzzzzzz

TH blox you from embedding scripts, who woulda thunk <- guy who wanted to put SC feed on his profile

*while doing my stupid stretches and standing routine and everything i have to do to manage my chronic pain* this shit aint nothin to me man

Dude standing desks are awesome

can someone tell me why i woke up at 2am [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and then couldn't sleep after