I'm gonna have 2 catch up on One Piece soon bc that reveal has me sniffing around like a truffle hog

idk what Kroger got in the Cherry Yogurt Tubes but those shits taste how I think cocaine probably feels

remembering that time i was like NL would never watch TDP but if he did he would agree with Aaravos 100% re: Leola

TIL you can @ people in these, hi 👋 *I drop something & when I reach for it like 50 beetles fall out of my pocket & then I run away*

Jeff Goldblum....? Kind of a MILF.

Haven't had this many thoughts about my OCs in years. Cautiously optimistic

Waiting for the epidural to hit effective level is sooo hard, I'm in pain bad enough that OTC painkillers can't touch it

Waiting for piclog is so hard, it's been soooo many months and I have dozens of pics to put in gkmdndnsns

WHO UP GROWING MOLD RN *releases some spores*

My BFF nodding sagely when I joked she met me at a very "chewing my leg off to escape a bear trap" time in my life (we laughed)

Remembering that time I was high and realized I had "many faces" I wear and got scared to think about that and immediately stopped

screams laughing @ https://www.tumblr.com/saeedlutfi/780926407596441600/this-scene-from-one-of-the-suicide-squad-movies

thinking about luffy .... . .

SAW SOME1 POST AB ZOSAN IN HERE & OPENED BSKY 2 LOOK @ ZOSAN ART B4 WORK!!! YIPPEE!!!!

REMEMBERS I CAN GET DUTCH BROS THIS MORNING!!!!!

Bro why is your leitmotif playing in a different chord?? You ok?? What's that sword for, haha...?

Me getting more than 1 call from a dr office always makes me nervous bc one of these is def an appt reminder. Why are you calling again...

i hate it when i've gotta Establish Boundaries but you've gotta protect your peace yanno

my shadow passes over ur village & THEN! the talons appear ..

dude i keep flying over these lowly villages & their archers won't stop shooting arrows at me. might have to incinerate them all