friend (picking up my purse): why is it so heavy?!? 😰 • me: oh that’s just MY MANY ITEMS!!!!!!!!! 💞💖💞

want to keep a commonplace book but i’m getting stuck on how to keep it organized

it comes and goes

so so so so sunburned

ilu excel shortcuts

whahwhwhahhat is wrong with me

slow morning

css why do you want me to fail forever

cycling between psych leverage house and new girl is fun but it’s also dealing me incredible levels of psychic damage I fear

need to remember how to stare at a wall & contemplate

[headphones in, office door shut] > [emerges for twenty minutes to show everyone a cool card trick] > [headphones in, office door shut]

this granny at the store really did not want me to get the sandwich with the lackluster bread, like she was really worried for me

way too excited about this out of state library card

got access to a ton of my old (10+ years ago) writing & I have been crying laughing

can all the credit bureaus kiss or something why r they always fighting over the right number

asked my coworker what she was doing here, they’re supposed to be in the other office location today….i thought it was the 12th already

nooooo my hair looks so great right now. I don’t want to go to sleep, it will not be the same tomorrow

comma splice is my best friend….

trying so hard not to fall asleep at my desk

I keep replaying this convo I had a few months back & I’m pretty sure I told this girl Twilight was set in Ohio….she didn’t even correct me