if you can't push it, pull it. if you can't pull it megidolaon

don't jump from there, I'm begging you - let's hold hands and return to the place where we both belong

all language is but a poor translation

SADOMASOCHISTIC EXISTENTIAL MASTURBATION

he hated being found well and i was a FUCKING email

guy who had a one night stand with a crustacean and won't shut up about it

put the five guys in a room. I need to see them play pictionary

oh mein gott this book is full of gayenshitten

for shits sake !!! yeah, love you sweetpea, get out of my face please! I am BUSY!

"technologically it's rather anemic"

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be

I am THE professional jokester... and funnywoman...

california girls we're inconsolable dreams of doom the visions wont stop sunburnt skin skin cancer very probable Ooh oh ooh oh oh ooh

magic this you filthy casual

i’m da woker baby…. why so queerious…

angst so good it's gacha react worthy

you're dead serious. i'm alive silly. we're not the same

Guys 2014 is in two months

SILENCE PLEASE! your highness her grace is :3ing

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