"technologically it's rather anemic"

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be

I am THE professional jokester... and funnywoman...

california girls we're inconsolable dreams of doom the visions wont stop sunburnt skin skin cancer very probable Ooh oh ooh oh oh ooh

magic this you filthy casual

i’m da woker baby…. why so queerious…

angst so good it's gacha react worthy

you're dead serious. i'm alive silly. we're not the same

Guys 2014 is in two months

SILENCE PLEASE! your highness her grace is :3ing

man door hand hook car door

heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. ner

woooowwww my guy that was so deep adele could have rolled in it. now please leave me alone

i wasn't a bad dog I was a scared dog

does the suffering ever end or does it simply transform. in this scientific endeavor I will

bro is not socially awkward. he is awkwardly social

sausag :)

what is this idiot doing not wearing any gold. kill him

I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life. btw

therapiss . therapissing all over the floor