woooowwww my guy that was so deep adele could have rolled in it. now please leave me alone

i wasn't a bad dog I was a scared dog

does the suffering ever end or does it simply transform. in this scientific endeavor I will

bro is not socially awkward. he is awkwardly social

sausag :)

what is this idiot doing not wearing any gold. kill him

I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life. btw

therapiss . therapissing all over the floor

⚠️ National Alert: Cocktober

butter chicken

she peg on my hat till I magic.?

bowser no penis versus BOWSER PENIS RISING: REVENGEANCE

cptsd has nothing on me. it's just as shrimple as that baby :33

monster only get evil to people like republicans and we are NOT old enough to vote

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s omori

happy magica madoka ending <- I'd get sued by magica quartet if I put this sentence in the right order

et tu, mario pussy attack?

dead people. I swear to god

host read ladv like it was the bible so I am going to do that too.

being androgynous isn't enough. I want to be so transgender it becomes my nationality