"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be

i tried, and failed. but still, i will do my best to give you a happy ending.

I am THE professional jokester... and funnywoman...

california girls we're inconsolable dreams of doom the visions wont stop sunburnt skin skin cancer very probable Ooh oh ooh oh oh ooh

magic this you filthy casual

i’m da woker baby…. why so queerious…

angst so good it's gacha react worthy

you're dead serious. i'm alive silly. we're not the same

Guys 2014 is in two months

SILENCE PLEASE! your highness her grace is :3ing

man door hand hook car door

heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. nerves. heart. lungs. liver. ner

will you place the images of "you" and "I" into a box for safekeeping? if you close that box, will you become another "you" in another world

woooowwww my guy that was so deep adele could have rolled in it. now please leave me alone

i wasn't a bad dog I was a scared dog

does the suffering ever end or does it simply transform. in this scientific endeavor I will

fuck mary? I can't. she's a lady

bro is not socially awkward. he is awkwardly social

sausag :)

when i was 9 i had a really big crush on cheese sandwich and drew him all the time but i was scared my mom would think he's demonic so i bur