weirdly, it's quite expensive to cremate a tiny frog. but that doesn't matter. 'cause she doesn't know about money.

sometimes there's salvation and sometimes there's stir fry. this is stir fry

I didn't come here to watch an albino breakdance, I came here to watch a man hit a lion with a chair

MY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

read the words 'fish and tease' and got so hard I threw up

evil music that KILLS your wife

THREE AQUARIUMS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE DRAFT POOL

Shank Shank Redemption

sometime art isn't about making cool thing, its about proving the artist has serious life issues

coin operated girl

who said anything about rin? I traded girls for CIGARETTES.

you loathe me and you love me. you blame me and you forgive me. you pity me, and you think of me nostalgically. am I wrong?

is this a hole in my soul or my new antidepressants

oh, fudgewaffles. my life is ripping apart at the seams.

alcoholics don’t run in my family, They Drive

happy white day! I said. I was then shot 57 times

a dilemma of multiples

the fabric of your flesh, pure as a wedding dress

the shit has fallen off the stick and it's *bad* again

not hung like a horse, hung like a woman who could read back in the 1800s