don't let the fact they are both men stop you. this is how one achieves advanced yuri.

CRUEL MACHINATIONS SPRING TO LIFE WITH A SINGULAR PURPOSE!

there's no friends. only hardship.

being stupid is a full time job and boy I’ve never called in sick

i will not announce my descent into neurosis but there will be signs

if you can live through february, you can live through another year

ʚ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ɞ

cigarette wives

those who appreciate the erotic aloud feel no need to hide their shame through facades of virtue

robot that hunts Every fucking Rat

I need a rifle, yes another one, I am being blackmailed by a child, do not judge me, /no one’s having a good week./

goddamn, you see that shit? wild, right? anyway, take it easy.

バルサミコ酢 らっぷびと入れて 上下動さすCaramelldansen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

home depo dick sucking contest

I long for you, I love you, I hate you

reading dostoyevsky but the book is beating the shit out of you

it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london.

not on my bible baby, BONSOIR!

grab a spade

running the white boys into the shredder