jordie

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jordie 😡 121 days ago

ppl need to stop asking me if i’m available to work..

jordie ❄️ 123 days ago

winter is for resting

jordie 🤐 125 days ago

is there a word for the rage of managing your aging parents’ technology + online accounts

jordie ☕️ 125 days ago

when i have coffee i can feel my cheek bones against my face

jordie 📖 127 days ago

soft cover

jordie 🥗 127 days ago

why is dating in portland like being at a renaissance fair

jordie 😭 128 days ago

i cried

jordie 🤒 131 days ago

it’s strangely hard to be fully in charge of my own life

jordie 🙃 131 days ago

just been informed i’ve been pronouncing Ghibli wrong my entire life (J not G)

jordie 🛼 132 days ago

invincibility buff (gore-tex sneakers)

jordie 🤐 132 days ago

my journal is turning into a soft core novella

jordie 🎁 132 days ago

i definitely didn’t need 3 slutty cardigans but here we are

jordie 🤔 132 days ago

as an oregonian, given the choice why would you pump your own gas….

jordie 🥰 134 days ago

all is right in the world (i’m still in bed at 11am)

jordie 🤐 135 days ago

imo sabrina carpenter is for horny swifties

jordie 😭 136 days ago

i’m sorry if a softboi sent me talking heads smashing pumpkins bicep i would fall for it everytime

jordie 😭 138 days ago

gay brain rot

jordie 🤐 138 days ago

validation is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

jordie ❄️ 138 days ago

i’m under 3 blankets

jordie 👽 139 days ago

damn you ever watch alien…

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