jordie

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jordie 🤐 363 days ago

I think the new oce*n v*ung book is bad

jordie 🎱 363 days ago

to attract rather than procure

jordie ✅ 364 days ago

note to self: pack your gua sha

jordie 🧐 364 days ago

I didn’t understand it then

jordie 🤐 365 days ago

playing gay geo guesser (finding the dl sn*ffies guy on gr*ndr)

jordie 🥹 366 days ago

I really have a fake laptop job

jordie 🥺 366 days ago

when will my twink death come

jordie 👽 366 days ago

the world keeps turning even when you escape it

jordie 💔 366 days ago

I’m unfortunately a hotel diva!!

jordie 🤐 367 days ago

I’m asking for something and I’m hoping for another

jordie 😶 368 days ago

personal responsibility

jordie 🤖 370 days ago

does anyone here remember last.fm

jordie 🤐 372 days ago

not busy just not here

jordie 🤔 372 days ago

is it art or is it decor

jordie 💤 372 days ago

magnesium glycinate

jordie 🤩 374 days ago

had 2 friend dates, worked at 2 cafes, walked 12k steps, road bike home after dinner downtown, gym’d, started site redesign… cracked out!!

jordie 👀 374 days ago

realizing I had 3 caffeinated drinks today (4AM)

jordie 😭 374 days ago

do I need to learn how to earnestly complete a dating profile

jordie 😶 375 days ago

I had to set a LinkedIn time limit…

jordie 🧐 375 days ago

talk to your colleagues about money

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