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jordie 🎨 65 days ago

ijbol thinking about how jank my art school was now here i am

jordie 🌧️ 65 days ago

wish i journaled more when i was happy lol

jordie 💔 66 days ago

my dwindling dilly dally time is really starting to get to me…

jordie ✨ 66 days ago

i don’t need the substance.. i am the better version of me..

jordie 💀 66 days ago

imagine only having two days off a week… wait..

jordie 💻 68 days ago

don’t make fun of my small monitor…

jordie 👀 68 days ago

i’m one degree away from drag race royalty…

jordie 🤖 70 days ago

forget that i sound different when im not performing as a functional person

jordie 😭 70 days ago

my body is betraying me (in my 30s with a zit)

jordie 😭 71 days ago

everything is embarrassing!!!

jordie 😱 71 days ago

watching a throuple in peril

jordie ❄️ 72 days ago

guess i’m working until december…

jordie 🏂 73 days ago

low key my love language is strolling a strip mall

jordie 💀 74 days ago

sorry world today i’m the stinky guy at the arcade

jordie 🥺 75 days ago

can someone make me cry

jordie 👀 75 days ago

all my neighbors are moving out… a rent hike i fear…

jordie 🧀 75 days ago

embarrassing how much ppl care about some company’s ceo

jordie 🧐 75 days ago

it’s funny how frivolous my spending gets once i know money is around the corner

jordie 🥱 76 days ago

working on cool projects is fun but forgot how much i love not working..

jordie 💔 77 days ago

whenever i’m not home i miss my bidet

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