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jordie 🐶 46 days ago

considering a dog bed (for me)

jordie 💀 46 days ago

the amount of times i’ve gotten aggro at the telephone customer service is not looking great for me

jordie 👀 48 days ago

look back

jordie 🔥 49 days ago

fab!!!

jordie 🌮 50 days ago

me: eating a full bag of TJ chili lime rolled tortilla chips in one sitting… the bag: 9 servings

jordie 🤖 50 days ago

you: dreaming about being a ux designer.. me: wanting kms thinking about one micro-site user journey

jordie 💾 52 days ago

how do i stop being perceived / perceiving others

jordie ✏️ 53 days ago

it’s a knife when…

jordie 🐱 56 days ago

touch touch touch touch touch

jordie 🤒 57 days ago

down bad (i have the flu)

jordie 🥺 57 days ago

noticing i get sad when im sick* (*not being told im cute)

jordie 🥗 58 days ago

im dense bean salad pilled

jordie 🍏 59 days ago

it’s apple season!!

jordie 🤒 60 days ago

mentally want chicken tendies physically need soup

jordie 😇 61 days ago

my unrivaled ability of looking at pictures of gay men on the internet is really paying dividends

jordie 🥺 61 days ago

holding my friends hostage (not letting them watch our tv shows w/o me)

jordie 😶 62 days ago

sick with sega bodega tix... quite the dilemma

jordie 🤒 63 days ago

wfh and being sick kinda twisted…

jordie 💀 64 days ago

i felt like i needed my therapist this week but maybe i just can’t handle working full time again

jordie 🎨 64 days ago

ijbol thinking about how jank my art school was now here i am

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