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jordie πŸ€’ 67 days ago

i want cereal so bad…

jordie 🌈 67 days ago

i bought crayons

jordie πŸ“Ί 67 days ago

hesitation is my mirror

jordie 🎱 68 days ago

i love not caring about sports anymore

jordie πŸ’» 69 days ago

everyday carry is my roman empire

jordie πŸ’‘ 71 days ago

me, i think i found it

jordie πŸ’€ 71 days ago

the artifice of effortlessness is my prison

jordie πŸ’» 72 days ago

emails: queued

jordie πŸ˜‡ 74 days ago

hobbies: saying no

jordie πŸ€’ 74 days ago

high cholesterol

jordie 🌧️ 76 days ago

i can see clearly now (new windshield wipers)

jordie 🎢 77 days ago

small brain: forgot my airpods.. big brain: having multiple pairs of wired headphones allocated to different bags for when i forget airpods

jordie πŸ’€ 77 days ago

putting Reading the Room on my resume.. i’m great at it

jordie πŸ€’ 77 days ago

I keep falling for it (capitalism)

jordie πŸ™‚ 80 days ago

nothing ruins the vibe like having ur least favorite barista…

jordie ✏️ 87 days ago

life isn’t just talking

jordie πŸ˜‡ 92 days ago

saying no to work is so powerful

jordie πŸ«– 94 days ago

i know i said matcha latte is out but banana matcha latte kinda slay..

jordie πŸ™‚ 95 days ago

how did i just sleep for 12 hours

jordie ✏️ 101 days ago

personal references as footnotes

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