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jordie πŸ”₯ 544 days ago

hot (sexy n cute) commodity

jordie πŸš„ 544 days ago

yorknew city arc

jordie 🀩 544 days ago

it’s cool to talk about gay stuff for work

jordie 😱 545 days ago

SOS im out of cereal

jordie πŸ€– 546 days ago

everyone needs to get out of my figma sandbox..

jordie πŸ€’ 548 days ago

not me developing and ending a crush in 18 minutes with my neighbor tending to his bonsai in the balcony across from me (he has a wife)

jordie 🌧️ 549 days ago

vibe definitely shifted today..

jordie 🍏 549 days ago

i love putzing around the farmers market!

jordie 🌱 550 days ago

do i give off green bean energy

jordie β˜•οΈ 551 days ago

matcha is like adult nesquik..

jordie 🧐 552 days ago

TJ Honey O’s are NOT like Honey Oh’s but more like a Honey Nut Cheerio.. a little deceitful don’t u think..

jordie 🎢 553 days ago

sexy to somebody.. clairo was so real for that..

jordie πŸ’€ 554 days ago

when I die please don't read off my career accolades

jordie 😢 554 days ago

why didn't u other lgbtqia's tell me how cringe it is to be a cishet gay

jordie 🎲 555 days ago

i’m not a self starter

jordie 🀐 555 days ago

i can feel my face inflate when i have too much sodium..

jordie πŸ₯³ 556 days ago

i love how everyone says congratulations when i say i quit my job

jordie πŸ“° 556 days ago

do YOU have a hookup safety plan???

jordie πŸ₯° 556 days ago

maybe being the third wheel isn’t always so bad

jordie β˜€οΈ 557 days ago

every summer sunset is a gift!!

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