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jordie 🤐 683 days ago

maybe i shouldn’t talk about the butt hole i saw last night at work

jordie ✨ 683 days ago

just watched a drag queen live paint another man’s butt hole in a church i love new york!!

jordie 💀 685 days ago

why is getting out of jfk a humiliation ritual

jordie 🤐 685 days ago

luckily i am not the 6’ 7” burly man in a middle seat in economy next to me

jordie 😭 685 days ago

to the man doing his skincare routine in the seatac airport bathroom… i salute u..

jordie 🙂 686 days ago

what should i wear in new york!!!

jordie 💀 686 days ago

do millennials talk in performance speak

jordie 🧋 688 days ago

got the smoothie boy’s number…

jordie 💤 688 days ago

sry for discriminating but i h8 talking to str8 men

jordie 🔥 689 days ago

hot (sexy n cute) commodity

jordie 🚄 689 days ago

yorknew city arc

jordie 🤩 689 days ago

it’s cool to talk about gay stuff for work

jordie 😱 689 days ago

SOS im out of cereal

jordie 🤖 691 days ago

everyone needs to get out of my figma sandbox..

jordie 🤒 693 days ago

not me developing and ending a crush in 18 minutes with my neighbor tending to his bonsai in the balcony across from me (he has a wife)

jordie 🌧️ 693 days ago

vibe definitely shifted today..

jordie 🍏 694 days ago

i love putzing around the farmers market!

jordie 🌱 695 days ago

do i give off green bean energy

jordie ☕️ 696 days ago

matcha is like adult nesquik..

jordie 🧐 696 days ago

TJ Honey O’s are NOT like Honey Oh’s but more like a Honey Nut Cheerio.. a little deceitful don’t u think..

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