do millennials talk in performance speak

got the smoothie boy’s number…

sry for discriminating but i h8 talking to str8 men

hot (sexy n cute) commodity

yorknew city arc

it’s cool to talk about gay stuff for work

SOS im out of cereal

everyone needs to get out of my figma sandbox..

not me developing and ending a crush in 18 minutes with my neighbor tending to his bonsai in the balcony across from me (he has a wife)

vibe definitely shifted today..

i love putzing around the farmers market!

do i give off green bean energy

matcha is like adult nesquik..

TJ Honey O’s are NOT like Honey Oh’s but more like a Honey Nut Cheerio.. a little deceitful don’t u think..

sexy to somebody.. clairo was so real for that..

when I die please don't read off my career accolades

why didn't u other lgbtqia's tell me how cringe it is to be a cishet gay

i’m not a self starter

i can feel my face inflate when i have too much sodium..

i love how everyone says congratulations when i say i quit my job