if it wasn’t for the evacuation alarm i would still be bed rotting

new year.. still tired!!

i really can't go outside without running into someone

IMPORTANT NEWS: saw dog riding in wagon

they forgot my sweet and sour sauce

ba da ba ba ba

what if we didn’t talk about work.. as a joke..

i wish i felt anything with certainty

in my year of rest and relaxation christmas has been the most stressful time of the year…

starting to feel like i need a disguise when i go out in public

watching ai yule log snowy soothing piano scene 12 hour loop with loved ones happy holidays

inconsequential gifts

i never trust a gay man in sunglasses

why does the screen printing guy always want to argue with me about my fonts

ppl need to stop asking me if i’m available to work..

winter is for resting

is there a word for the rage of managing your aging parents’ technology + online accounts

when i have coffee i can feel my cheek bones against my face

soft cover

why is dating in portland like being at a renaissance fair