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jordie 💀 582 days ago

the artifice of effortlessness is my prison

jordie 💻 582 days ago

emails: queued

jordie 😇 584 days ago

hobbies: saying no

jordie 🤒 585 days ago

high cholesterol

jordie 🌧️ 586 days ago

i can see clearly now (new windshield wipers)

jordie 🎶 587 days ago

small brain: forgot my airpods.. big brain: having multiple pairs of wired headphones allocated to different bags for when i forget airpods

jordie 💀 587 days ago

putting Reading the Room on my resume.. i’m great at it

jordie 🤒 588 days ago

I keep falling for it (capitalism)

jordie 🙂 591 days ago

nothing ruins the vibe like having ur least favorite barista…

jordie ✏️ 597 days ago

life isn’t just talking

jordie 😇 603 days ago

saying no to work is so powerful

jordie 🫖 604 days ago

i know i said matcha latte is out but banana matcha latte kinda slay..

jordie 🙂 606 days ago

how did i just sleep for 12 hours

jordie ✏️ 611 days ago

personal references as footnotes

jordie 🙂 612 days ago

no more talking about quitting my job...

jordie 🥳 612 days ago

finished first book for the year!

jordie 😱 613 days ago

i’ve gone to two grocery stores and they’ve both been out of everything bagels…

jordie 🤖 614 days ago

dusty blue

jordie 🌈 614 days ago

little fruit

jordie 📰 616 days ago

has anyone discovered a good position for reading…

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