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jordie 🥰 582 days ago

all is right in the world (i’m still in bed at 11am)

jordie 🤐 584 days ago

imo sabrina carpenter is for horny swifties

jordie 😭 585 days ago

i’m sorry if a softboi sent me talking heads smashing pumpkins bicep i would fall for it everytime

jordie 😭 586 days ago

gay brain rot

jordie 🤐 586 days ago

validation is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

jordie ❄️ 587 days ago

i’m under 3 blankets

jordie 👽 587 days ago

damn you ever watch alien…

jordie 🥺 589 days ago

sensitive

jordie 🤖 590 days ago

someone has to do a tekken rave plsss

jordie 📖 590 days ago

—that it is both more truthful and better not to know who you are, that it is preferable to slip, shift or float than to know, stop or stay.

jordie ❄️ 591 days ago

for the plot… do i want to go to new york for new years and frost children at knockdown

jordie 🤩 591 days ago

one thing i like about work is you can blame work for anything

jordie 🎶 591 days ago

know who you are at every age (single)

jordie 😱 593 days ago

damn you ever listen to radiohead

jordie 🎤 594 days ago

i’m high listening to pink floyd for the first time maybe straight men were onto something

jordie 🤐 595 days ago

my greatest fear is being singled out by a comedian

jordie 😡 596 days ago

returning to my inner child (screaming while playing tekken)

jordie 📱 596 days ago

you ever go through your 223 open tabs? lots of good stuff in there..

jordie 💀 597 days ago

being in new york broke my dating app addiction purely because no one is hot back home!!

jordie 🥱 597 days ago

wonder if the genz’s are cringing at me saying slay way too often at work (i am)

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