cheered up by the thought that i will never ever receive another grade report, W-2, or marriage license. Done with all that for ev ar

dear hosting company: when you change the server address you could, you know, tell people that

like some other things in life, even when pizza is bad, it is still pretty good

srsly confused between the 34th and 35th Rule of Acquisition

today was less fun than it should have been

im just gonna walk the earth and have adventures and shit

I was productive. Now what to do with the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of the day?

the list of things I'm not doing today grows

I'm guessing this eclipse sun moon thing is some vague vampire reference for some book hollywood really marketing stuff

why is it that i always find stuff in the last place i look?

why up so early?

🎼 look down...look down...don't look 'em in the eye...look down...look down....you're here until you die ♬

i'm not going to school today 40+ years of dat shit enuff

fence comes down; now whut

i have a monday morning computer wakee wakee

hookin pa nub in aw the wong paces

bike ride complete; death postponed

maybe springtime maybe

recommendation: retire. just fucking quit. fuck off all day, no boss, no deadlines, just fuckkit. no one gets out alive, so fuck this shit

free advice is seldom worth the price