rain = electricity this summer

looks like there may be some good jobs in baltimore this summer fixing the goddam bridge

So what? Big deal.

"Where are we going?" "Planet Ten!" "When?" "REAL SOON!"

golfed

All this time I thought Arianda Grande was a font

easy come easy go

so much for springtime

I fell like Oliver Twist when I apply for a credit card. "Please sir...can I have some more?" "YOU WANT MORE GRUEL?!?!"

How can I have Sunday Night Flu when I don't have a fucking job to go to tomorrow?

my butt hurts

sunny ides

fedex sucks

i fixed it

the sun appears over the yardarm

i dislike being alone in this house for more than 24 hours

are we not men? we are devo

I had an old thing I wanted others to see, and told them "it belongs in a museum." They said, "so do you."

Rule of Acquisition #1: once you have their money, you never give it back.

haven't been this sick in a long time