hello yes why am i contractually obligated to put up with *gestures* this

Aunt I Rarely See had the audacity to suggest I solve my money problems with "marry a rich guy." ...in THIS economy?

The Creature Commandos soundtrack is good listening, as the youths say

I was going to shower, but the cat is too cute, so I will implement plan b: die stinky

One more day of proctoring state-mandated testing. Beep boop fill in the bubbles, children

"The library is closed; that's why the sign says 'library is closed'." - me, to three different people within 20 minutes today

Leopards eating MY face? In THIS economy?

Opened the LMS this morning to a popup announcing it's been bought out by another company. Wow, I love enshittification /s

I was going to go to bed at a reasonable time, but Cat demands Lap

my cat's motto: "there is no personal space, only purrsonal space."

Someone just sent me a meme and it's...one of my own shitposts from 2015. lol haha yeah that bitch is hilarious

Brb, buying popcorn bc this case will be WILD: https://dockets.justia.com/docket/florida/flsdce/0:2025cv60645/687053

tfw a blog challenge requires you to have a google login to sign up. thanks, but i have standards

My cat has a serious case of Being a Giant Baby this morning

This theater program is four pages of program and 14 pages of ads. what.

*old man voice* back in MY day you could just walk to the STORE and buy a RADIO and you knew you were getting a RADIO from a STORE

Who has two thumbs and gets to see Hadestown tonight? Meeee (and 3000 of my closest friends)

today I made falafel and got pranked by the mechanic. my car will not be ready until tomorrow. womp womp.

My cat's strongest survival skill is Being A Giant Baby and she knows it

X-Filesposting again: //drmollytov.smol.pub/2025-03-30-2