The cat is furious that she is denied access to the world's freshest chicken nuggets. She shredded my notes about it

Everyone warns you that shipping chicks is stressful to them but nobody warns you that the wait will stress you out too

Time for the best part of lovingly cultivating dozens of precious baby plants, each a unique expression of divine glory: eating them

I've been calling the parade "this Kim Jong Un shit" but Kim doesn't need army toys explained to him like he is 5

I miss when air was breathable

Sitting here wondering if I should keep my broadband...and it goes offline for several hours. Not making your case, provider.

There is a chipmunk living in my garage. I should discourage this arrangement, but it is too cute.

"It rained today but you still have to water the garden" is the most infuriating of all weather types. 0.03 inches is not rain, shut up

Chicken chalet construction: begins

Okay sky. I planted two whole flats of flowers today. Now RAIN (please)

I love when funding for things appears just as I am asking "how will we pay for this?"

Verizon keeps sending increasingly desperate junk mail begging me to take them back. lol no

Even in dystopian novels, the US has health care. Amazing. (Elgin's "Native Tongue" series)

Text from friend: "let's get cybernetics for the chickens." Sir this is a backyard, not a Paul Verhoeven film set

"yogurt-covered raisins" okay but where are my raisin-covered yogurts

I'd say "don't get old kids, arthritis is real" but I've had this shiz since I was 3 so...don't get arthritis, kids

You know you're obsessed when you spend your morning reading about poop boards #chickens

Random thought: "doll baby" and "baby doll" refer to the same thing, but "outtake" and "takeout" do not

Dog crate instructions say "Not suitable for children. for pet use only." ...humans what did you do

I have now entered the Obsessively Reading Every Library Book phase of chicken ownership