I miss when air was breathable

Sitting here wondering if I should keep my broadband...and it goes offline for several hours. Not making your case, provider.

There is a chipmunk living in my garage. I should discourage this arrangement, but it is too cute.

"It rained today but you still have to water the garden" is the most infuriating of all weather types. 0.03 inches is not rain, shut up

Chicken chalet construction: begins

Okay sky. I planted two whole flats of flowers today. Now RAIN (please)

I love when funding for things appears just as I am asking "how will we pay for this?"

Verizon keeps sending increasingly desperate junk mail begging me to take them back. lol no

Even in dystopian novels, the US has health care. Amazing. (Elgin's "Native Tongue" series)

Text from friend: "let's get cybernetics for the chickens." Sir this is a backyard, not a Paul Verhoeven film set

"yogurt-covered raisins" okay but where are my raisin-covered yogurts

I'd say "don't get old kids, arthritis is real" but I've had this shiz since I was 3 so...don't get arthritis, kids

You know you're obsessed when you spend your morning reading about poop boards #chickens

Random thought: "doll baby" and "baby doll" refer to the same thing, but "outtake" and "takeout" do not

Dog crate instructions say "Not suitable for children. for pet use only." ...humans what did you do

I have now entered the Obsessively Reading Every Library Book phase of chicken ownership

I did it. I ordered chicks. Three silver-laced Wyandottes arrive June 16. Wheeeee

Rewatched Jason and the Argonauts (1966)...hot damn Harryhauser was a genius....

If it is a leaf, you can put it in your mouth: https://drmollytov.dev/2025-04-29

Just texted my dad "can I borrow your posthole digger? I need to fight some rabbits"